My friend (no, not me) recently had the opportunity to respond to a @tacobell "Tell us about your visit" survey - specifically the "Heath & Safety" portion.
I sure hope that tweeting this doesn't ruin her chances in the $500 sweepstakes.
It made me laugh & had to share ...😂
I sure hope that tweeting this doesn't ruin her chances in the $500 sweepstakes.
It made me laugh & had to share ...😂
"I don’t care about your COVID health and safety measures.
I am not operating under the delusion that a fast-food vendor can protect me from a respiratory virus.
You claim to be 'committed to my health' but if that were the case, you’d stop selling me your 'food'...
I am not operating under the delusion that a fast-food vendor can protect me from a respiratory virus.
You claim to be 'committed to my health' but if that were the case, you’d stop selling me your 'food'...
"The truth is that you don’t give a shit about my health, as evidenced by the nutritional content of your product.
And I'm good with that! In fact, that's been our explicit arrangement all along.
It seems you suddenly misunderstand the role Taco Bell plays in my life...
And I'm good with that! In fact, that's been our explicit arrangement all along.
It seems you suddenly misunderstand the role Taco Bell plays in my life...
... which, just so we’re clear, is an on-the-go supplier of not-quite-Mexican-food.
I don’t want you to pretend to care about me. I want you to sell me $2 consumables that we've mutually agreed to call 'tacos'...
So in the interest of problem-solving, and since you asked...
I don’t want you to pretend to care about me. I want you to sell me $2 consumables that we've mutually agreed to call 'tacos'...
So in the interest of problem-solving, and since you asked...
"I offer you the following suggestions for improvement:
1. Tone down the insincere displays of “concern” for my well-being. They’re weird and creepy and presume a level of familiarity we absolutely do not have. I am not infirm; Taco Bell is not my caretaker...
1. Tone down the insincere displays of “concern” for my well-being. They’re weird and creepy and presume a level of familiarity we absolutely do not have. I am not infirm; Taco Bell is not my caretaker...
"2. Stop taking your customer service cues from the TSA and Britney Spears’ dad.
3. Stop trying (and failing) to satisfy chronically paranoid misanthropes who demand a guarantee that fast food employees won’t breathe on them. Nothing you do will ever be enough...
3. Stop trying (and failing) to satisfy chronically paranoid misanthropes who demand a guarantee that fast food employees won’t breathe on them. Nothing you do will ever be enough...
"Their issues are beyond your scope. Instead, accommodate people who want to give you money in exchange for your tacos, without subjecting them to the 1984 LARP sesh."
This is my favorite line. 👇 I have been unable to stop laughing since she texted me this.
"I am not infirm; Taco Bell is not my caretaker"
😂🤣😅😂🤣😅
"I am not infirm; Taco Bell is not my caretaker"
😂🤣😅😂🤣😅
And I wasn't going to out her but her ability to articulate absurdity is top-shelf. She set up this handle last month after I told her she was wasting her jokes texting them to me.
Again - not me (but she's also a writer) & totally worth a follow.
twitter.com/safelivesmatter
Again - not me (but she's also a writer) & totally worth a follow.
twitter.com/safelivesmatter
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