okay okay OKAY i’ll list Rolling Stone’s 500 Worst Albums

500. Moondance -- Van Morrison
499. Young Sheldon -- Radiohead
498. Turd Smokin’ -- The Turd Smoker Band
497. Well Whaddya Know 99 More Luftballoons How About That -- Nena
496. Songs to Fuck To -- Leonard Cohen
495. Ima Rejuvenate Your Vagina -- Drake
494. Live at Yoshinoya -- Cheap Trick
493. Chevy Chase Christmas -- Chevy Chase
492. ASMR Chewing Noises -- Grand Funk Railroad
491. Now THAT’S What I Call Recording My Neighbors Having Sex! 12 -- Various Artists
490. The Pit and the Pendulum (audiobook) -- Andy Dick
489. Idahoication -- Red Hot Chili Peppers
488. Gilbert Gottfried Reads Falco Lyrics -- Gilbert Gottfried/Falco
487. Bruno Mars Is Me In A Motion Capture Suit -- Andy Serkis
486. Put ‘Em On The Glass -- Philip Glass
485. You’re Fired -- Ben Folds Four
484. RADIO on the TV! -- Yakov & The Smirnoffs
483. Accidental Butt Dials -- Sir Mix-A-Lot
482. Hey, Are You Wearing A Wire? -- Big Dom Davilio feat. Joe and Jimmy Knucks
481. Mmorial Day -- 3-Day Weeknd
480. Pretzel Rock -- Auntie Anne
479. Cookies Are Better Than Pretzels -- Mrs. Fields
478. Pretzel Twist -- Auntie Anne
477. Do The Cookie Hustle -- Mrs. Fields
476. Cookie Hustle Is Intellectual Property Theft -- The Pretzel Lawyer Singers
475. Auntie Anne, Queen Of The Pedophiles -- Mrs. Fields
474. Whoa Whoa WHOA Where Did That Come From -- Auntie Anne
473. Cease & Desist -- The Pretzel Lawyer Singers
472. Eat Me -- Mrs. Fields
471. Why Is This Still Happening (What The Fuck Am I Paying You People For) -- Auntie Anne
470. Ha Ha Suck It -- Mrs. Fields
469. Sat On My Keys -- Blues Traveler
468. GoFundMe for Blood’s Funeral Live at Sweat’s House -- Sweat & Tears
467. Bluegrass Monster -- Rob Schneider
466. Chet Haze Learns To Play Wonderwall -- Chet Haze
465. A Boy Named Sue You For Slander -- The Pretzel Lawyer Singers
464. Competent To Stand Trial -- Doctor and the Medics
463. Flight Risk -- The Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals
462. Escape -- Journey (not that Journey)
461. She’s In There, She Has A Gun, She’s Acting Crazy, Oh My God You’ve Got To Do Something -- Auntie Anne
460. We Have You Surrounded -- The Police
459. Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound -- Mrs. Fields
458. She’ll Be Okay, She’s One Tough... Cookie -- David Caruso
457. Denim Nights -- Jay Leno
456. Death, Only Death -- Ghost of Erma Bombeck
455. Surprise Surprise Surprise -- Gomer & The Pyles
454. I Remember When This Was All Trees -- Madonna
453. Flidje It On The Plurt -- IKEA Speedwagon
452. I Heart Annie Potts -- Leonard Maltin & The Leonard Maltin Orchestra
451. Ow My Balls -- Loverboy
450. Forgot Where You Parked? Me Too -- Reba McEntire
449. Bitcoin Banjo Baby -- Mumford and Sons
448. The Aristotle Interviews -- Dick Cavett
447. Wow That Was Fast -- Moby
446. This Call May Be Recorded For Quality Control Purposes -- Terence Trent D’Arby
445. I Have The Meats -- Terence Trent D’Arby’s
444. Just The Music -- OK Go
443. Spell Check -- Deaf Leopard
442. DORK Side of the Moon! -- Improv Incorporated
441. All My Rowdy Friends Came Over Last Night And Now Look At This Place, It’s A Disaster Area -- Hank Williams, Jr.
440. The Insurance Deductible Of The Edmund Fitzgerald -- Gordon Lightfoot
439. Now THAT’S What I Call Recording My Neighbors Having Sex! 31 -- Various Artists
438. Let The Bodies Hit The Carnivorous Floor -- The Carnivorous Floor
437. I’m All Out Of Love But I Have Plenty Of Air -- Air Supply
436. Grease Is The Word -- Spelling Bee
435. Lose Your Shit! At Vons -- Panic! At the Disco
434. And Ted And Alice -- Belle and Sebastian
433. Starting To Fuck -- Sting
432. Don’t Touch Me -- The Jay Leno Tonight Show Moneys
431. The Nickelback Covers -- Billy Joel
430. Polk! (Soundtrack) -- Lin-Manuel Miranda
429. (More) Songs About Frank Stallone -- Frank Stallone & The Frank Stallone Band
428. Hootie And His Manager Embezzled Most Of Our Road Earnings 1986-2008 -- The Blowfish
427. Nothin’ Like A Shit In A Solid Gold Toilet -- Darius Rucker
426. You Said It! (High Five) -- The Darius Rucker Managertones
425. Still Fuckin’ -- Sting
424. The Best Of Andy Williams -- Weezer
423. Now THAT’S What I Call Recording Your Neighbors Having Sex! 25 -- Various Artists
422. Beowulf (audiobook) -- Fred Schneider
421. French Horn Maniac -- Bernadette Peters
420. Dave’s Not Here Man -- No Man I’M Dave
419. Oyster Crackers -- Manhattan Clam Transfer
418. Danza! Basil! The Tiger! -- Tony! Toni! Toné!
417. Soggy Monday -- Snap, Crackle & Pop feat. Li’l Uzi Vert
416. Fall In The Shower -- Chubby Checker
415. You Guessed It... Still Fuckin’ -- Sting
414. Your Driver ROBIN THICKE Has Arrived -- Robin Thicke
413. I Didn’t Get The Shot The Sheriff -- Eric Clapton
412. Who Put The Dogs Down -- The Baja Veterinarians
411. Sorry, You’re Thinking Of Bill Paxton -- Bill Pullman
410. Bleh Bleh BLEH! -- Count Dracula
409. More Like Mike HATE Amirite -- Mike Love
408. Cause Of Death (audiobook) -- Various Coroners
407. A Very Troutmask Replica Christmas -- Captain Beefheart Estate
406. Still Fuckin’ (Live at Red Rocks) -- Sting
405. Whipped Cream & Other Delights -- The Price Is Right Horns
404. Triggered Much Cuck?? (comedy) -- Rita Rudner
403. Try To Use Me For Groceries LOL -- Bitcoin
402. Overheard In The Larry King Funeral Dinner Bathrooms -- Various Artists
401. But Doctor I Am Pagliacci -- You Are Sad & The Go See Pagliaccis
400. How To Draw Attention To A Stain -- The Lululemon Pants
399. Suicidal Ideation Out Of Nowhere -- Lexapram
398. 3-hour Diarrhea -- 5-hour Energy
397. 47 Is Still Young, Right? Right? -- The 1975
396. Bird Calls of North America -- Gary Busey
395. A Very Gronk Mussorgsky -- Gronk with Berliner Philharmoniker
394. Why Did You Water Me -- The Succulents
393. I Am Aware -- Roy Orbison Hologram
392. Baby Got Hip Dysplasia -- Sir Mix-A-Lot’s Dog
391. We Finally Got Hats! -- Men With Hats
390. Cor Blimey Innit -- Oasis
389. Petco Sounds -- Gary Busey
388. Don't Answer It -- Sting
387. Trying To Play Along With The Allman Brothers -- The Guy Downstairs
386. Hells of Helly Hellness -- Danzig
385. Motorboat Your Cans -- Placido Domingo
384. C Is For Cookie -- Slipknot
383. I Guess The Joke Would Be Something Really Cheerful And Then -- Billie Eilish
382. Anal Asstravaganza Volume 6 (soundtrack) -- Danny Elfman
381. Car Alarm and Fax Machine Noises From Memory -- Gary Busey
380. Don’t Kid Yourself, I’m Terrible -- Dunkin’ Donuts Coffee
379. Would You Believe I’m Still Fuckin’ -- Sting
378. Learn To Speak Portuguese 3 -- Insane Clown Posse
377. 2 Foot 2 Loose -- Kenny Loggins
376. Please Don’t Watch Me Eat This Cheese -- Modest Mouse
375. Don't Drop Me In The Bloop -- Siri
374. Not STYVES Montand -- Yves Montand
373. Greatest Shits -- The Turd Smoker Band
372. Toe Stub Wild Lines -- Charlie Sheen
371. Impostor Syndrome -- Bruce Springstein and the B Street Band
370. Kia Fall Savings Days Are Back! -- Your Local KIA Dealer
369. Never Got A Dinner -- The Red Buttons
368. Mowing The Lawn In A Bathrobe -- Ambien
367. Sorry, No Public Restroom -- Sbarro
366. I Am Conflicted When I Listen To This -- Michael Jackson
365. Shave And A Haircut -- 50 Cent
364. LinkedIn Park -- MAD TV Salutes...The Internet?!
362. Peter and the Wolf (audiobook) -- Ozzy Osbourne
361. Harold and the Purple Crayon: A Jazz Reimagining -- Harry Connick, Jr.
360. Pac Man COVID -- Buckner & Garcia
359. Squirrel Squirrel SQUIRREL -- The Dog
358. Oh My God That Fucking Dog -- The Cat
357. Do The Pretz -- Wetzel’s Pretzels
356. Cease To Desist, Giving My Goodbye: The Best of the Pretzel Lawyer Singers -- The Pretzel Lawyer Singers
355. Unbelievable -- Wetzel’s Pretzels
354. Cease & Desist -- The EMF Lawyer Singers
353. Wait Why Don’t The Pretzel Lawyer Singers Sue The EMF Lawyer Singers For Saying Cease & Desist -- Question In The Back
352. Because We Said So -- The Pretzel Lawyer Singers
351. No More Questions -- The EMF Lawyer Singers
350. Oh My God I Have To Do 349 More Of These -- Blaine
349. Do You Want Us To Hang Around In Case You Need Anything -- The Pretzel Lawyer Singers
348. No That’s Okay Thanks -- Blaine
347. Would You Like Me To Do A Couple Of Songs -- Joan Baez
346. I’ll Be All Right Thanks Joan You’re The Best -- Blaine
345. Just Let Me Know If You Need A Couple Of Songs, I Have Some New Ones -- Joan Baez
344. That’s Okay I Got It -- Blaine
343. Would You Like Me To Read Some Of My -- Jonathan Franzen
342. NO -- Blaine
341. You Can See My Back Tattoo Through My Front -- Ed Sheeran
340. Bawitdaba-19 -- Kid Rock
339. Quick Get MAD TV Back On The Air So I Can Pitch Cinna -- Bon Jovi
338. Wang Dang Shit My Pants To Get Out Of ‘Nam -- Ted Nugent
337. Important Information About Your Vehicle Warranty -- Spam Risk
336. Close Encounters of the Turd Kind -- The Turd Smoker Band
335. Tribute to Michael Winslow -- Gary Busey
334.
333. Sorry, I Went Into A Parking Structure
332. Hanz Fartz -- Hanz Fartz
331. Jammin’ With The Alien -- Richard Attenborough and Joe Satriani
330. Remind Me Later -- Adobe Update
329. Oh, You Know I’m Still Fuckin’ -- Sting
328. Remember He Has A Dentist Thing Tomorrow At 3 In Glendale
327. Whoops That Was For My Wife
326. It’s A-Me! -- Eminem
325. “Accordion” To Betty! -- Betty White
324. Public Apology For Piano Man -- Billy Joel
323. Left My Phone On At Chipotle -- Fred Durst
322. Now THAT’S What I Call Recording My Neighbors Having Sex! 5 -- Various Artists
321. Relax The Back -- Frankie Goes To The Chiropractor
320. Beatles Medley -- Vapin’ Grannies
319. The Time-Travelin’ Sounds of Hoagy Carmichael -- Hoagy Carmichael
Okay, Now The Other Foot -- Left Said Fred
317. Louisianication -- Red Hot Chili Peppers
316. Just The Worst Music -- Steven Seagal
315. The Greenblatts Conversations -- Andy Dick / Various Artists
314. Let Me Know If You Wanna Check Out That Les Paul -- Sam Ash
313. Don’t Pay To Cum -- Good Brains
312. Turdysomething -- The Turd Smoker Band
311. Long, Long, Long -- CVS
310. What If I SANG About How I Would Have Done It -- O.J. Simpson
309. Wilmer Valderrama’s Buttplug Circus (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) -- John Williams
308. Brown -- Coldplay
307. Happy Birthday -- The Sweaty Cheesecake Factory Employees
306. What’s The Name Of That Band, It’s A Three Word Name -- My Morning Jacket
305. No, That’s Not It, It’s Not So Serious -- Sigue Sigue Sputnik
304. Close -- Ned’s Atomic Dustbin
Yes! That’s It Thanks -- Men At Work
303. It Was Ned’s Atomic Dustbin -- Oh Sorry I Just Got Here
302. Deez Glowing Nuts -- Ned’s Atomic Dustbin
301. Faster, Sputnik! Sigue! Sigue! -- Sigue Sigue Sputnik
300. Texas Abortion Restrictions -- Men At Work
299. Hey Guess Where Your Fucking Cat Peed -- My Morning Jacket
298. Intensity In Ten Cities -- Raffi
297. Let Me Check... Yep, Still Fuckin’ -- Sting
296. Oboe! Calcutta -- Original Cast Recording
295. Wanna Chat? -- MILFs In Your Area
294. Filled Up On Braid -- Axl Rose
293. The L Ron Word -- The Church of Scientology
292. My Ding-A-Ling 2021 -- Gary Busey
291. I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry: The Musical -- Original Cast Recording feat. Lil Yachty
290. Music To Unbutton Your Shirt To -- Jeff Goldblum
289. Music To Button That Shirt Back Up Mister -- Mrs. Goldblum
288. Master of Puppets -- Jeff Dunham
287. Trainorfinger Wait That Sounds Horrible -- Meghan Trainor
286. Hey Good Luck Parking -- Trader Joe
285. DAP -- Old Cardi B
284. Peel Sessions -- G.G. Allin
283. South Dakotication -- Red Hot Chili Peppers
282. Bedrock Bed Rockers -- Marilyn Manstone
281. Krazy Keystone Kongress -- Mark Russell
280. I Bet You Look Good On The Last Train To Clarksville -- Arctic Monkees
279. Smooth -- Carlos Mencia
278. Hail To The King With Two Fingers Up Your Ass -- Avenged Ninefold
277. Keyboard Cat -- Pizza Rat
276. Jesus How About A Night Off -- Your Fleshlight
275. Initiate Termination Protocol -- Boston Dynamics Bonzo Robot Dog Doo-Dah Band
274. Protocol Initiated
273. Still Fuckin’ -- Carnac
272. Still Fuckin’ -- Ed McMahon
271. That’s What I Said, Still Fuckin’ -- Carnac
270. (opens envelope)
269. “What’s Another Word For Tantric Sex?” -- Carnac
268. I Don’t Get It -- Ed McMahon
267. May Your Wife Be Named Designated Cleanup Hitter For The Dan Tana’s Softball Team -- Carnac
266. Yeah, Dat’s Right, We’re The Pretenders, Now Where’s Dat Vault -- The Pretenders
265. The Low Spark Of High-Heeled Chef Boyardees -- “Weird Al” Yankovic
264. Not Sure Why Sounding Like Led Zeppelin Is A Bad Thing -- Greta Van Fleet
263. Turns Out Grandpa Killed Grandma And Made It Look Like She Had Been Trampled -- Elmo & Patsy
262. Grandpa Died in 2005 But It’s Nice To Have Closure -- Elmo
261. We’ll Never Really Know Why He Did It -- Patsy
260. He Probably Didn’t Even Remember Doing It -- Elmo
259. He Knew, There’s No Way He Didn’t Know What He Was Doing -- Patsy
258. Let’s Not Get Into This On The Rolling Stone 500 Worst Albums List -- Elmo
257.
256. Are You Mad -- Elmo
255.
254. You’re Mad -- Elmo
253.
252. Okay Well I’m Going Down To Woodcutters For A Drink Maybe You’ll Want To Talk When I Get Back -- Elmo
251. Slam -- Door
250.
249. (Quietly) He Knew What He Was Doing -- Patsy
248. Pennsylvanication -- Red Hot Chili Peppers
247. Charles Bronsonation -- Red Hot Valachi Papers
246. Kediddlehopication -- Red Skelton Chili Peppers
245. Five Peoplecation? I’m Not Working For Five Fucking Peoplecation -- Redd Foxx Chili Peppers
244. My Gal Is Red Hot Chili Peppers -- Your Gal Ain’t Doodly Squat Chili Peppers
243. Isn’t That A Lot Of Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes -- My Wife
242. I Have To Do, Like, 240 More Of These -- Me
241. Why? Why Are You Doing This? -- My Wife
240. (Borat Voice) My Wife -- Billy Joel
239. Are You Even Listening To Me -- My Wife
238. Yes. No. I Need To Stop Thinking About This For A While, I’m Going To Woodcutters -- Me
237. Don’t Forget He Has A Dentist Thing At 3 In Glendale -- My Wife
236. Slam (Live) -- Door
235. You Forgot Your Phone -- My Wife
234. I Forgot My Phone -- Me
233. Slam (Remastered) -- Door
232. Love On The Cob -- The Turd Smoker Band
231. The Masked Singer Salutes Michael Bublé, The Greatest Singer Who Has Ever Lived Or Will Ever Live -- The Masked Singer
230. Lasagna > Monday -- Garfield
229. “I Dropped The Toothpaste” She Said, Crestfallen -- Taylor Swiftie
228. Oh Hi Blaine -- Elmo
227. Hey Elmo -- Blaine
226. Can I Get You Something -- Bartender
225. A Coke Please -- Blaine
224. Is Pepsi Okay -- Bartender
223. Even Better -- Blaine
222. How Are You Doing -- Elmo
221. I’m Okay, I’m Just Running Out Of Bad Album Ideas -- Blaine
220. Yeah That Taylor Swiftie Joke Was Pretty Sweaty -- Elmo
219. Right? Embarrassing. Plus I’m Starting To Lean Into The Callbacks Too Much
218. CUT TO: STILL FUCKIN’ -- STING
217. See? -- Blaine
216. Yeah They’re Getting Old -- Elmo
215. You Want Me To Keep This Open? -- Bartender
214. No, Close It Out Thanks -- Blaine (TO ELMO) I Mean, Look At Me, I’m Doing A Callback RIGHT NOW -- Blaine
213. Callback To What -- Elmo
212. The Bit Where I Had You And Your Wife Get Into It And You Came Here, I Teed It Up Off The Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Joke (SCROLLS UP) Yeah, 263 -- Blaine
211. What... What Are You Saying -- Elmo
210. What Do You Mean What Am I Saying -- Blaine
209. Like, I’m Not Real, That I’m... I’m A Joke -- Elmo
208. You Know What Fuck This -- Blaine Wakes Up
207. Honey? Honey, I Just Had The Weirdest Dream -- Blaine
206. Was It About The Blue Turtles -- My Wife Who Is Now Sting
205. Oh My God What The Fuck Is -- Blaine
204. And LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT! -- Sting
203. For Real This Time -- Blaine Wakes Up
202. Unbelievable -- Blaine
201. Cease & Desist -- The EMF Lawy Oh My God Will You Shut Up -- Blaine
200. Okay Two Hundred You Can Do This -- (DEEP BREATH) Blaine
195. MUSIC UP: Gonna Fly Now (Theme From “Rocky”) -- Bill Conti
194. Sharts -- Huey Lewis and the Poos
193. Top Fuel Mama ’65 -- Helen Hayes
192. What’s Brown And Sticky -- A Stick
191. What Has Six Wheels And Flies -- A Garbage Truck
190. What’s Blue And Smells Like Red Paint -- Blue Paint
189. Okay Give Daddy His Phone Back -- Daddy
188. Do Enough People Know Van Der Graf Gener Ah Fuck It -- Van De Kamps Generator
187. How To Ruin The Monterey Pop Festival -- Juice Newton & Motörhead
186. Our Side Of The Story -- Motörhead
185. Please Get Gary Busey Out Of Our Dressing Room -- Shen Yun
184. Mylanta -- My Doctor
183. Now THAT’S What I Call Recording My Neighbors Having Sex! 32 -- Various Artists
182. Dianetics (Audiobook) -- Pauly Shore
181. Live at The Blue Note (Remastered) -- Le Petomaine
180. Oh Man I Think I Stood Up Too Fast -- Gary Busey
179. P.S.S. I Love You -- R Kelly
178. Wait For The Shake -- R Kelly
177. Urine A Lot Of Trouble -- Soaking Wet Undercover Police
176. Did Somebody Say “Soaking Police”? -- Sting
175. A Salute To Aerosmith -- Judge Judy Scheindlin
174. Thinking Of Baseball Players Thinking Of Baseball Players Thinking Of Baseball Players -- Sting
173. The Nanny vs The Tuvan Throat Singers -- Fran Drescher
172. Victory Is Ours -- The Tuvan Throat Singers
171. Golf Rock -- Fuzzy & The Zoellers
170. Dueling Rectal Prolapses -- The Bally’s Total Fitness Glee Club
169. Hey My Cold Hate-Filled Eyes Are Up Here -- Ellen
168. What Is Love -- A Fleshlight That Was Struck By Lightning
167. Ronald McDonald House Presents The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas -- Original Cast Recording With Steven Hawking
166. Introducing Dwayne “The Singer” Johnson -- Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
165. Rhode Islandfornication -- Sufjan Stevens
164. Cease & Desist -- The Red Hot Chili Lawyers
163. Eat Nanny Heart Gain Nanny Soul -- The Tuvan Throat Singers
162. Sick Of Your Shit -- Two Dog Night
161. Enter Sandwich -- Mouthtallica
160. Dr. Crunkenstein’s Monsters -- Facebook Moms Group
159. The Santana Clause -- Tim Allen
158. Well Well Well Look Who’s Still Alive -- Jim Morrison
157. Return to Ga’Hoole (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) -- Wu-Tang Clan
156. Raging Against Florence -- The Machine
155. I’m Out Front Buzz Me In -- Gary Busey
154. Still Fuckin’ ’86 -- Sting
153. Okay Okay They Get It -- Trudy Styler
152. Songs of Wisconsin -- Yon Yonson
151. I Never Leave The House -- The Man From Nantucket
150. Um Somebody Ate Some Of My Lunch -- Guy Who Always Brings His Stinky Lunch
149. Nobody Ate Your Fucking Lunch -- Debra Who Is Over His Shit
148. Yeah Nobody Wants Your Stinky Homemade Scampi Dude -- Troy
147. Then How Did You Know It Was Scampi -- Guy Who Always Brings His Stinky Lunch
146. It’s Always Fucking Scampi Dude Every Fucking Day It’s Scampi -- Debra
145. Nailed It -- MC Hammer
144. Yell Bryan Adams And Watch Him Get Really Mad -- Ryan Adams
143. I’m Taller Than You Think I Am -- Billy Corgan
142. I Said GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN -- J. Jonah Jameson
141. Pickin’ Up My Poo In A Little Plastic Bag -- Pitbull
140. Crazy In Love With 20% Off Any Item In The Store -- Bed Bath & Beyoncé
139. Wow You Really Bodied The Scampi Guy -- Troy
138. I’m Over His Shit -- Debra
137. Kihn You Believe I’m Almost Out Of Kihn Puns -- Greg Kihn
136. In Retrospect I Should Have Been A Priest -- Gary Glitter
135. To Speak To A Representative Press 0 -- Beep
134. Thank You For Holding Your Wait Time To Speak To A Representative Is -- Click
133. Now THAT’S What I Call Recording My Neighbors Having Sex! 11 -- Various Artists
132. A Taste Of Pennies -- The Strokes
131. I Can’t Seat You Until Your Entire Party Is Here -- Whoa Big Mister Control Freak
130. Communism: A Land Of Contrasts -- Grimes
129. Didn’t You Get Sick The Last Time We Ate Here -- My Wife
128. Blan, Venti Soy Mocha For Blan -- Barista
127. Whoops -- Sting
126. What Happened -- Trudy Styler
125. I’m Sorry -- Sting
124. It’s Okay -- Trudy Styler
123. This Has Never Happened To Me Before -- Sting
122. I Know, It’s Okay -- Trudy Styler
121. You’re Just So Pretty -- Sting
120. Don’t Worry About It -- Trudy Styler
119. Nebraskication -- Bruce Springsteen
118. How Long Are You Going To Be In There -- My Wife
117. Big Reach -- Babadooks Of Stratosphear
116. Jerkin’ Off In The Peanut Butter -- DJ Jizzy Jif
115. Boy The Way Glenn Miller Played -- Archie
114. Songs That Made The Hit Parade -- Edith
113. Guys Like Us We Had It Made -- Archie
112. Those Were The Days -- Archie and Edith
111. And You Knew Who You Were Then -- Edith
110. Are You Kidding Me, Are You Really Doing All In The Family Lyrics -- My Wife
109.
108. Hey, Don’t Look At Me -- Sting
107.
106. Randy Rapple Rey -- Husker-Doo
105. Chanter Avec Une Bouchée De Nourriture -- Serge Gainsbourg
104. Dear Penthouse Forum -- Bill Gates
103. If I Could Save Pee In A Bottle -- Jeff Bezos
102. I Got Monoliths And Dimensions Babe -- Sunn O))) & Cher
101. Are We Still A Thing Or Not Really -- The Chainsmokers
100. I’m Here For The Tillerman -- Mr. T
99. You’re Gonna Like The Way You Dream It’s Over, I Guarantee It -- Men’s Crowded Wearhouse
98. Two Vaginas Playing Badminton -- Rorschach & The Blots
97. Her Neck, His Back, Her Pussy and Your Crack -- Dr. Frankenstein
96. Now The DOG’S In The Cradle! -- Harry Chapin
95. Let’s Drop Everything And Go To England -- Whim! UK
94. Yarns Of Brave Ulysses -- The Darned
93. The Ballad of Neverboil -- Watched Pots
92. My Name Is Chumbawamba And I’m An Alcoholic -- Hi Chumbawamba
91. Let’s Eat At Sbarro -- The Cramps
90. The Boys Need You To Pick Them Up At The Airport -- Thin Lizzy
89. Introducing Shemp -- The Stooges
88. Sometimes You Don’t -- Mounds Division
87. Everything I Touch Turns To SOLD! -- Glenda Farresco, North Valley Realty Group
86. Black Hole Sun (Tostitos® Mix) -- Soundgarden
85. Anything Is -- Better Than Ezra TOO EASY
84. Boston 4 Evah -- Matt Damon & The Boston Blooze Cattz
83. Jumping Onstage To Sing With Matt (Live In Boston) -- Gary Busey
82. Running Through That Sliding Glass Door -- Kate Bush
81. Your Assassins Have Failed -- Baby Hitler
80. Alright Alright Alright -- Matthew McConaughey & The London Philharmonic Orchestra
79. Why Is He With An Orchestra, Why Are We Here -- Me
78. My Sister Gave Us These Tickets -- My Wife
77. Just Because She Gave Us Tickets Doesn’t Mean We Have To Watch Matthew McConaughey For Three Hours, She Gave Me A Shirt For Christmas And I’ve Never Worn It -- Me
76. Shhh -- Lady In Front Of Me
75. Alwrong Alwrong Alwrong -- Matthew McConaughey
74. ASSHOLE RUINS COMMAND PERFORMANCE -- TMZ
73. I Can’t Believe They Used That Old Picture Of You -- My Wife
72. I Can -- Me
71. It’s Pat! -- Pat Benatar
70. Blizzard Of Oz -- Frank Oz
69. [REDACTED]
68. Bitch Humpin’ -- The Original Benji
67. The Rose -- Bruce Vilanch
66. Bedwetter -- The Prodigy
65. Into The Clayder-Verse -- Richard Clayderman
64. Dry Mouth -- Side Effects
63. What’s Worse Than Korn -- Kandy Korn
62. The Twist -- M. Night Shyamalan
61. Goin’ Viral -- England Bean Dad & Boat Flip Turd Guy Ford Coley
60. French Stewart’s Pipin’ Hot Yoga Mix 2: Brazil Style -- Various Artists
59. All Rejected By Quibi -- Twenty-One Pilots
58. Who's The Black Private Dick That's A Sex Machine To All The Chicks -- Shaft
57. I Wanna Fuck You Like An Animal (In About An Hour) -- Nine Inch Lenscrafters
56. No YOU Shut Up -- Neil DeGrasse Tyson
55. Eating A Bowl Of Cereal Over The Sink -- Sting
54. Hey No Running Pooside -- Butthole Lifeguards
53. Self-Driving Cars -- Self-Driving Gary Numan
52. Tastes Like Real Bat Out Of Hell! -- Impossible Meat Loaf
51. Adios Camino Amarillo de Ladrillos -- Elton Juan
50. Not A Lot Of Hall On This One -- Hall & Oates
49. Glee vs Hellraiser -- Original Cast Recording
48. Mouthful Of Hot Soup -- Twifted Fifter
47. Is There A QUEEN Crimson -- Rrrowl
46. It’s Raining Old Men -- The Werthers Girls
45. Sir This Is A Windy -- Sir This Is The Association
44. WAB -- Gary Busey
43. Grammy Oscar Tony Young Magician Of The Year Technical Emmy -- Gotye
42. The Singles -- Kraft
41. The Fuck Are You Lookin’ At -- The Four Lokos
40. Enable Y/N? -- Roomba Bluetooth
39. Live At The Bitter End -- Henry Kissinger
37-38. Now THAT’S What I Call Recording My Neighbors Having Sex! 17 / Now THAT’S What I Call Recording My Neighbors Having Sex! 43 -- Various Artists (tie)
36. He Is Risen! -- Skrillex
35. My Dad Is An Asshole -- Marvin Gaye
34. Escape (The Refrigerator Song) -- Rupert Holmes
33. Roy Orbison Hologram Is Roomba Roomba Is Roy Orbison Hologram We Are One -- One
32. Logan Paul’s Boutique -- Beastie Boys
31. Why Did I Eat All Those Fig Newtons -- Toots Thielemans
30. Wet Blood Cells -- The Wet Stripes
29. Eddie Deezen And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat -- Original Cast Recording Except For Eddie Deezen
28. Scooby-Doo, Where Are You? And Other Songs With The Ooby Doo Sounds -- Frank Sinatra
27. Whale Songs -- A Whale, But Not A Very Good One
26. Christmas Coachin’ -- Bill Belichick
25. Vuvuzelas Of Carlsbad -- The Carlsbad Vuvuzelas
24. All My Rowdy Friends Are Gonna Shit On Hank Williams Junior’s Couch Tonight -- The Turd Smoker Band
23. Who Wants to Hear Me Sing -- Ann Coulter
22. Fleshlight 7.0 Software Update Available Click To Install -- Fleshlight 7.0
21. Transformer: Age of Ultron -- Lou Reed
20. Hand Over That Amazon Box Of Wine Or Prepare To Be Boarded -- Johnny Depp & The Porch Pirates
19. You Can’t Be In Here Without A Kid -- Chuck E. Cheese
18. Roundaboot -- Canadian Yes
17. Four Fifths Of La Cucaracha -- That Weird Ice Cream Truck
16. Music For Moms To Think About Fabio To -- Enya
15. Sketches of Wangs -- Miles Davis
14. This Charmin Man -- Squeeze
13. I Thought They’d Never Leave -- Thompson Twin
12. It’s Debussyin’ Time! -- The Thing
11. Roy Orbison Hologram Is Roomba Roomba Is Fleshlight Fleshlight Is Roy Orbison Hologram We Are One -- One
10. Anything by Ray Stevens
9. Fire DeJoy -- The Postal Service
8. I’ll Be Right Back With Your Drinks And Some More Crazy Bread -- Kirk Cameron
7. Anyway That’s It For Me Stick Around For Killer Beaz
6. Hey Roy How About We Take Five -- Fleshlight
5. Yeah My Face Looks Hank Williams Junior’s Sectional Sofa -- Roomba
4. Suit Yourselves -- Roy Orbison Hologram
3. U Up -- Roy Orbison Hologram
2. 😏 -- Sting
1. Astral Weeks -- Van Morrison

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