Thread by @joshuamartian

Some #DS9 impressions. I think the last one is my best! @ShimermanArmin @IraStevenBehr
Credit to the authors @qtrcirclejab @JenKatWrites

https://twitter.com/qtrcirclejab/status/1446311412301803520

@ShimermanArmin @IraStevenBehr @qtrcirclejab @JenKatWrites The Trouble with NFT's

@ShimermanArmin @IraStevenBehr @qtrcirclejab @JenKatWrites If you like my voices and writing, check out my YouTube channel where I liveread Star Trek fanfic.
I'm currently writing a DS9 story, so subscribe for more Quark and Odo hijinx!
youtube.com/channel/UC8xEo…

You know you've gone viral when your video is reposted on twitter, tiktok and (I'm told) an explicitly nsfw furry discord.
LLAP to all the good Trekkies who credit me! 🖖

And if you need more cursed Star Trek content, may I interest you in TOS meets CATS:

https://twitter.com/joshuamartian/status/1444475023956213760

Let's start the bidding for this Highly Collectible Quark's Bar Exclusive NFT at 50 bars of gold-pressed Latinum!
Right-clickers will be thrown from the Tower of Commerce >:(

Every shop on the promenade be like

for sale: stolen apes, non fungible

@ShimermanArmin @IraStevenBehr @qtrcirclejab @JenKatWrites Seeing multiple replies like 'omg I can literally hear their voices' and I'm wondering if people assume because there's subtitles that there's no audio?
Yes, you literally *can* hear their voices if your turn sound on!

NFT freaks finding this tweet like 'lol doesn't understand blockchain 🤣'
I understand you're getting a divorce because you lost the kids college fund on an ugly-ape scam designed to prop up crypto and devalue artists. 🙊

Me, getting ahead of myself: I want to make a Ferengi Holiday Special

Glad people are using this video to explain NFT's because it makes crypto-bros upset that I don't know what a blockchain is nor care how it works😎