my friend linked me a video on flatworms... that involves penis fencing and then went "this is ABO almost, i thought of u"

me laughing in my seat as i scramble to write some dumbass au

alpha!yjh defending his right and honour to breed omega!kdj by using his 1864in pp as a sword
in all alpha aspects, yjh is the cream of the crop. no one can contest him. kdj is even marked by him. in all rights, no one should even be allowed to look or touch kdj, but kdj is pretty af and so other alpha contenders still come to try and take his place
his 1864in pp is always raring to go to kill his opponents, he can penis-slap everyone and pierce their bodies like a sharp blade

kdj is so wowed and enamoured but also highly oblivious - kdj, why do u think yjh is fighting so hard to protect u smfh
the best thing yjh can do if he wants his sexy times is to build a group that can protect his waifu, and so kimcom has to deal with their noisy fucking every week

that's it, send tweet
the video in question
omg what if kdj and yjh had a pp battle to see who carries the kids - kdj obviously loses HAHA
ok back to work..

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