A small story:

"I LIKE this dress!" Consort says appreciatively. I nod in agreement; it's very flattering, clever enough to keep me from yelling about who would pay over $700 for this dress. I mean, I wouldn't but I respect that someone with near-infinite resources would.
I swish around so the dress can have a moment and Consort says happily, "I'm glad you're enjoying this experiment."

I stop mid-swish.

"Oh, I wouldn't say that," I say, then add, "I mean, it's fine. It's a good writing prompt."

Even the best couples have unbridgeable chasms.
I think of Consort's temperament as the byproduct of his Mediterranean ancestors, a man capable of great pleasure merely by being surrounded by the things in this world which matter to him. A great red wine being drunk with lifelong friends on a lakeside porch?

I admire this and love this in him - I thrill when I see this inclination in Kid - but suspect I either lack this gene or the epigenetic material of trauma switched it off very early. Anything outside me can, will leave and as such, must on some level be treated as already gone.
Therefore, in my Northern European (and also insane) reasoning, enjoying something which is already gone well...that's verging on necrophilia.

I am constitutionally suspicious of enjoyment; the highest praise I will extend to most objects in my life is "It's fine."
I know enough Catholic- and Jewish-mother jokes to know that the end of that sentence is supposed to be, "...i'll just sit in the dark," but I promise you, I'm not saying it's fine to leverage guilt. If I say something is fine, I mean I can imagine living with, and without, it.
I'll admit, "It's fine" does have a shadow side. Things that are comfortable unsettle me; when we finally bought a new mattress I was not allowed to pick the mattress firmness because I angled toward "brick."

"It's so perfectly unyielding," I said, staring at the store ceiling.
"So, you're a joyless lump."

I prefer to see it as "My ceaseless vigilance allows you happy souls to gambol about."

You know, like a Belgian Malinois, a breed I have always secretly coveted, in part because it would be nice to have someone in the house to share the workload.
This is one of Consort's favorite pictures of me, which he took when Kid was about two. Kid was frolicking around the park, Consort was walking back from the car from having grabbed something. As he explains, "First, I saw her, having fun. Then, I saw you."
Something about the ease of my body and the absolute focus of my eyes pleased him. He liked this picture so much, he had Preschool-Age Kid create the frame for it.

I just showed it to him and he said, "I love that picture."

He then asked, "Do you love it?"
"It's me," I said honestly, "So, 'loving it' is not an option but it pleases me. It's very Malinois."

It's been over a quarter of a century together.

He knew better than to ask what that meant.
If pressed - and what is a personal story but an opportunity to press the sore places and see if they are still sore? - I'd say that I view enjoyment, pleasure, comfort as moments of fragility, weakness. I already know the secret; what you love, will leave.
What I have replaced those feelings with are satisfaction, a ferocity over protecting and supporting my loved ones. One of my loved ones is my writing. I wore the dresses for my writing, to give me new writing ideas; whether the dresses look good or not is immaterial.
I explained all this to Consort, who had the grace to mute his sigh to barely audible. As a thank you, I dress-swished a few more times before I returned it.
(Trust me, it's much better-looking than this but, like the wearer, doesn't photograph well)
Did I say $700?

I was mistaken.

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