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12 Oct, 18 tweets, 4 min read
either twitter just went down or I got banned for claiming to be the pope.
which is bullshit.
I never said I was THE pope (which is also bullshit, there's more than one pope)

I said I was A POPE
how many popes are there?
well, if you're catholic, strictly speaking, ignoring any antipopes and the orthodox pope... TWO
cause there's this guy, who is The Popiest Pope we (meaning catholics, something I am not) have, Pope Francis
But Pope Benedict XVI is still A Pope, if not The Pope, he hasn't been de-popeinated or anything.
He's currently known as "pope emeritus".
But those two aren't even the only Christian (non-anti) popes, because there's also Pope Tawadros II, of the Coptic Orthodox Church.
and Theodore II, of the Greek Orthodox Church of Alexandia.
He's a pope too.
The Collinites, aka the Apostles of Infinite Love, have their own Pope, who is technically an Antipope as they claim their popes to be the real pope of the Catholic Church. Their current Pope is Pope Gregory XVIII.
and the Palmarian Catholic Church is a schism which has their own set of Popes, as schisms usually do, and the current one is Pope Peter III.
so even just within Christianity that's 6 popes.
and if you go outside of christanity you have other religions which have Popes.

For example, Discordianism says that "every single man, woman, and child on this Earth" is a Pope.
which has obviously been changed to every man, woman, nonbinary (or otherwise gender-nonconforming) individual, and child on this Earth is a genuine and authorized Pope.
and who changed it?
well, it doesn't really matter. Any pope could have, as one of the rights and privileges of being a pope (and everyone is a pope) is to completely rework the structure of the Erisian church.
So I'm just saying that if Twitter is gonna ban me for claiming I'm a Pope, then I'm gonna sue under religious liberties. I may not be a Pope according to some guy on a hill in Italy, but I'm a Pope according to Discordianism
oh good I found a pope card generator that still works.
I was worried I was gonna have to add a Pope Card to the death generator.

hyperdiscordia.church/popecard.html
you'll notice from the output of this site that it is written in perl.
This makes sense, as it is clearly one of the most Discordian languages
anyway please remember to tune in when my show Everyone's A Pope! airs
I was gonna call it "Oops! All Popes" but apparently Quaker Oats' lawyers are vicious

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You go straight to hell. I checked with Jesus, You can trust me, I'm a pope.
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YEAH THAT ONLY REMEMBERS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS, NOT YOUR PASSWORD
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THE CHOICE IS CLEAR
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