Craig: "Let's assume I own all these bitcoins"
Ira: "Sure (because I want half of that)"
Craig: "Okay, since we agree but I don't have any keys, the court will order other people to seize and reassign those coins to us"
Ehm... no?
Kleiman v Wright is a *civil* dispute to determine what Craig owes Dave's estate (even though the funds are imaginary, Craig was still ensnaring Dave's relatives in his schemes with lofty promises). It has zero bearing on any third parties.
Just because both parties agree that Craig and/or Dave mined coins doesn't mean the court certifies it as *true* or will help them *seize* coins. It just means those assumptions are not part of *their* dispute. No one else is bound by what *they* agree on.
In addition to saying he'll try to bribe the judge and jury to get his way, Craig makes it abundantly clear that no matter the outcome he will misrepresent it as a "court order" to reassign coins, presumably to add to his frivolous lawsuit against Bitcoin devs.
Such a court order is pure fantasy, of course. Even in the case of a complete victory for Ira, the court would in all likelihood just order Craig to pay the dollar value of the BTC amount in question (which they agree on), and it's entirely up to Craig to figure out how to pay.
Even the local Jonestown denizens seem to be struggling to see how any of Craig's bold assertions will happen, to which Craig only angrily insists that it will happen and ranting about encryption and that we are all fools for doubting him.
Okay.
TL;DR: Craig is either a complete moron or he thinks you are, and none of what he says is any more true no matter how angrily he spouts it. But this is what he thinks is his way out of the hole he dug for himself; just carry the whole mess into the next court case and keep going.
There's a very real possibility the jury might order Craig to pay BILLIONS that he never had, all because he can't admit to having made the whole thing up.
It's making a mockery of the legal system. It's also 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓹𝓸𝓮𝓽𝓻𝔂.✍️
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Late summary of COPA v some IT security guy, day 8 (Wednesday): 🧵
Wright's worst day so far. Until now he's only been asked about his own narrative, but today he was tested on his knowledge of C++ and the Bitcoin code, objective things you can't just lie your way through.
Yesterday Wright asserted that he'd never had anything to do with a particular email account on a domain owned by McGregor. Hough shows him an employment contract between Wright and McGregor's company. Wright denies it's his signature and says he didn't pay any tax. 🤨
Wright says he's not aware anyone discredited the Sartre blog post, as he never reads anything. He's also never used Reddit. Starts ranting about other people trying to keep him down, so he keeps getting degrees. Told to stop; "we've got to make some progress today."
Opens with an update on COPA's analysis of Wright's LaTeX files; some of the redactions in the turned over material are raised as questionable (judge calls them "very odd"), but it'll be handled after Wright's cross-examination.
Several of Wright's claims have been shown to be contradicted by Satoshi's own words in hitherto-unpublished private communications with people like @marttimalmi or @adam3us, and Wright is coming up with tortured interpretations to avoid admitting he was wrong.
He's also walked through the many contradictory claims he made in the Kleiman lawsuit (e.g. about trusts and key slices). COPA is less interested in arriving at which version he currently insists is true, and more in showing that he changes his story as needed.
A collection of Wright moments from my notes today: 🧵
Wright thinks copying entire blocks of text without making it clear they're quotes is fine for his academic work, though acknowledges missing a footnote or two and blames his software for that. Judge chimes in in disbelief.
Wright says his original version properly quoted & credited everyone, but his editors told him to reduce the word count so all the crediting got lost.
Wright accuses PaintedFrog (who uncovered this heavy plagiarism in Wright's LLM thesis) of being Greg Maxwell in disguise.
In recent years Wright says he's been enrolled in 23 simultaneous degrees and wrote 600 papers, and says that during this trial he's doing 5 PhD's and 12 degrees. He also listens to 8 hours of audio books a day. "I'm sure we're all very impressed", comments COPA's barrister.
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The JSTOR forgery didn't come from somebody else, and it isn't just some corrupted file. Wright was holding up this very document on camera, with his own handwriting on it, claiming it proved how he came up with the name Satoshi Nakamoto. This is *his* document.
Wright suggesting we ask "cui bono?" (who benefits?) is hilarious because yes, let's ponder the great mystery of who could *possibly* benefit from forging evidence that Wright is Satoshi? Will we ever have an answer?
Only because he *got caught* forging documents is Wright now instead insisting there must be some great conspiracy where master hacker Ira Kleiman broke into all of Wright's homes and computers and replaced every single copy of his 100% legitimate evidence with bad forgeries!