Don’t you hate when you stay in a hotel and the shower has some strange 40 second delay on changing temperature.

So you can’t even work out which sides hot or fucking cold.

And you’re either freezing or melting your skin off and decide FUCK THIS PLACE
Then you go back in the hotel room and take the chair to the bathroom and smash the mirror, and smash the shower glass screaming

“ITS 2021 CANT WE GET A FUCKING SHOWER THAT WORKS”

Eventually the woman in the room adjacent hears the commotion and knows on your door
And you answer it naked, bleeding from broken glass - monster cock in full view.

Sheepishly she says “umm uh umm can you be quiet?”

Before you grab her by her neck and drag her into the bathroom and start rubbing her face in the broken glass

“THE SHOWER WAS DELAYED SKANK”
Soon her face looks like it’s been put through a cheese grater, and as she bleeds to death on the bathroom floor you run out into the hall way towords reception.

Thunderous claps can be heard from your monster cock slapping your knee.

SLAP. SLAP. SLAP.
When you arrive a pimply 23 year old stands in shock to see you, totally naked and covered in blood staring back at him in a murderous rage.

He begins to speak.

Something about needing clothes.

But not before you smash him in the fucking face with a right hand.

BAM.
The rest of hotel reception staff start screaming and calling for security as you ground and pound the now lifeless corpse of the hotel receptionist.
Ok I was gona go on and on about finding a pair of scissors and killing security and defeating the police becoming shower lord of earth but it’s 5am I just woke up and I need to start my day.

Btw my hotel shower sucks.

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