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14 Oct, 25 tweets, 5 min read
k the council has spoken. orv au where scenarios start but it's abo. humans have animal genes and characteristics after a certain level of emotion (extra angry happy, horny, you get it). Kdj has ferret genes.
BUT. for some god forsaken reason, here the fourth wall doesn't blur his face. Oh no. Here, the fourth wall straight up turns kdj into an animal. Yes, a ferret.

Ysa sees him go 'poof' and turn into a little animal while they were in the train.
Kdj quickly learns how to use his ability omniscient reader's viewpoint stage ?? to convey his thoughts to other persons, so he basically whispers to ysa what to do and say (because come on, who would listen to the little talking white rat in an emergency situation?)
at the fight agaist knw he uses his skill again (this time to hear thoughts) and once again talks inside ysa's head, telling her how to dodge. Jumps on knw to distract him until there's no time left and the teen's head explodes. All this as an animal. what a shitty situation.
When he meets yjh on the bridge the regressor is so freaking confused. Trying to keep a straight face but eyebrows keep twitching with each of kdj's words.

Holds him by the scruff of his neck over the bridge. Kdj told him he is a human turned into a ferret but
yjh isn't sure if he believes that bs. It's more likely to be a high lvl monster or hidden scenario boss. Maybe he'll get a rare reward for killing him.

So kdj reads those thoughts and bites yjh's fingers. Hard. Just enough to escape from his grasp, jump from his arm to his
shoulder while the regressor turns left and right trying to get the rat off his body. He loses balance and they both fall in the ichthyosaur's mouth, smh.

Yjh wants to kill the ferret more than ever now, but stops after seeing the deal kdj tricks bihyung into. useful.
They escape sooner than expected from the sea serpent (yjh snatches the core like the asshole he is but listens to kdj's instructions after hearing what weapon they- he could get).

Go out, see jhw who yjh thinks of leaving but kdj convinces him to save her.
wait why am I writing out the whole thing--- ANYWAYS so kimcom can't take kdj serious because he's a RAT. Hsy started it (too late for kdj to regret helping her get Unbreakable Faith from yjh). They also try to give him baths because his fur is white and gets dirty easily.
It soon becomes yjh's responsability bc kdj always manages to escape from everyone, saying he'll do it alone but he doesn't - cuz he won't lick himself, but doing it like a normal human is useless.

So yjh becomes full time kdj caretaker. Yma already refers to him as 'oppa's pet'
Yjh then gets over himself and proceeds to keep kdj in a (nice) cage to assure he won't go k*ll himself again but the rat bastard AGAIN escapes. Every god damn time...using his natural ferret skills or dokkaebi bag items, way of the wind, etc. A lot of ways to escape.
They reach a peace agreement, kdj swearing he won't run away but he still has to sleep with yjh. Curls near his chest, it's nice and warm.

Kdj is still utterly humiliated that the first meeting with the protagonist he admires so much is when he's a damn ferret.
he would've rather been a cool dude on the same lvl...eventually smacking yjh's head a few times...

Because of the fourth wall, he looks like an animal but the star stream labels him as a 'human'. Sys's taming skills also dont work on him. And he can still get sponsors.
After dkos arc, demon king transformation gives him small wings and horns and it's actually useful to be able to fly around. Ferrets can climb and run fast, but still, kdj thinks the wings are very good.

But ferrets also have very fragile bones so each time he's somewhere high
kimcom have anxiety attacks.

When kdj gets angel tranformation his small wings turn white like his fur and there's a small halo floating above his head. Uriel lets out holy screeches at how adorable it looks and more than half of the eden go deaf.
yjh gets so mad when sp kidnaps kdj because kdj is HIS pet. Kdj wakes up surrounded by kkoma yjhs close to his size (a little smaller). Kdj lets them ride him; fly with one kkoma on his back at a time to win them over. SP stares in disbelief; pretends he doesn't know them.
in ancient dream arc OD sees a rat in running towards him and he's scared because who knows what diseases he could get if it bites him?

Kdj FINALLY turns back into a human when he and all kimcom are in train, scenarios over. He's very much naked except for the white coat
adjusting to his new size. Yjh's mind is so confused because he already knew kdj is a human but still 50% saw him as a pet...why else would he pay so much attention to what that guy eats, when he sleeps, who is he with, where is he, etc.
But the way his mind reacted to naked kdj is very much not the way you'd look at a pet. It doesn't help that kdj is so pretty... ahm, whatever. he can think about it later.

Sike, kdj breaks himself in half and becomes 51%. Meanwhile on earth sys makes an innocent comment
that triggers a whole war. About ferrets dying painfully if they don't breed.

Kimcom instantly look at kdj like "explain yourself!!!" and kdj just laughs, saying that for heat he used suppressants (like yjh) and other dokkaebi bag items to repress his 'needs'.
But that's not what they wanted to know. They already knew this. What they were confused about was why didn't he enter any heats after the scenarios ended. Kdj shrugs, saying he doesn't know. (it has something to do with him being an avatar)
skip to when they finally get 100% kdj back and recovered. His body condition is normal again, so heats appear too.

Kimcom smoothly leave the room. Yjh marks him almost immediately. The bond makes yjh even more possessive of kdj because the
black wolf genes in him scream to keep his mate safe by his side 24/7. They fuck. Many times. Ferrets have violent sex yall ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so yjh tries to be gentle at first since it's kdj's first time, but with kdj sobbing and begging him lewdly to move faster
yjh doesn't hold back anymore. Fills him with his knot. Bites kdj's nape and back, marks him from head to toe.

Soon they fuck about 3 times per day or more, yjh using the excuse that he wants to keep kdj "healthy". Bastard?? He won't die if you spare him from limping one day...
sdgasdgjweb but y that's basically it. Kimcom got used to swiftly leave when those two start staring at each other. Keep fragile items off the table cuz they'll fall and break when yjh throws kdj on any surface. They fuck a lot and maybe have (more than one) babu later. The end.

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