Bronze Age Pervert, Gigachad, Wyatt and Wilson’s Iliad
Anti-vax, coal burner tax, New York Post word for blacks
Women on the podcast scene, Joe Biden’s eating ice cream
Haitians eating cats in town, Baltimore bridge falling down
Tranñies in the magazines, MAGA’s got a drag queen
Elon’s Grokkin’, Twitter ban, Nick Fuentes, Trust the Plan!
Sol Brah, Raw Eggs, the ADL, Greenblatt
Ray Peat, Send Tweet, Trouble in the Group Chat!
Wifejak, Substack, JD Vance, They’re going back
Touch grass, Weihan Zhang, Kids cutting off their wang
ISS, breached hull, going in the crystal
Internet trad wives, We’re checking Early Life
Twas the night before Floydmas, when all through downtown
Not a creature was stirring, not even a brown;
The bananas were hung in the bodega with care,
In hopes that St. Floyd soon would be there
The niggas were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of Fent danced in their heads
And mamma in her flatbill and I in my cap
Had just settled our brains for a long drunken nap
When out in the city there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
Away to the shop he flew like a flash,
Tore open the door and threw up the cash.
The light on the face of the new-fallen bill,
Gave a lustre of counterfeit objects below,
When what to my wondering eyes did observe
But a cruiser and two men who “protect and serve”
Mrs. Cimmerian signed us up for a dinner party tonight. I am bringing nice wines, will over-consume, and inevitably CHIMP OUT (women love it when you do this).
A small thread on the origin and technique of my verbal expositions.
My wife talks about my men’s group pretty often and explains that women are excluded. This has led to quite a few feminist-types getting quite irritated. So I started doing this by explaining why women cannot be in men’s spaces (they make it about themselves or turn it into a sexual competition). You’ve seen the meme.
Oratory is weaponry that can defeat tyrants. It is an art that can be used to quite literally cast a spell over people. Properly practiced, you can convince someone of anything.