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6 Nov, 4 tweets, 1 min read
sqq: yeah binghe is my favorite but qingge has my fave sword
binghe: 😭
qingge: 😳
sqq: what.
i'm just saying sqq recognized lqg's sword INSTANTLY despite him barely being around at all in PIDW and I just think he'd be a Sword Fanboy. xin mo gets negative points for causing binghe distress
qingge noticing sqq eyeing him one day: ?
sqq: can i. touch it
lqg: ......touch what.
sqq: *gestures at his waist*
lqg: WHAT.
sqq: cheng luan 🥺
lqg watching as sqq unsheathes his sword and runs awed fingers down its blade like "why is he. what—what is. why do i feel like i might qi deviate from this"

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