in THIS house we celebrate Armistice Day - "a day to be dedicated to the cause of world peace" - and what could be more peaceful than the animals that Doughboys befriended, rescued, or otherwise glommed on to during WWI because, well, animals are just terrific
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Hi Mutt! Mutt's a YMCA cigarette delivery dog because hey, what's good when you've just survived a gas attack? Giving those scarred lungs a smoke delivered by a delightful French bulldog who only desires head scritches in payment
Aaaaaaand there goes Mutt, off with another delivery. What a little master of logistics, 12/10, would get on that LOGPAC
What's the point of driving coffee and doughnuts to the front lines if you don't have an assistant driver who has deployable alert ears to keep you safe?
"dude this thing sucks, there's no food in here"
please ensure the fit of your own mask is correct before placing a mask on others unless that happens to be your best equine buddy and then yeah, get that mask on them as quickly as possible
No matter your size, it's good to have a friend
French war orphan and his pup, adopted by the 26th "Yankee" Division during the war, paying for him to attend school with room and board. You can see the division's distinctive YD patch on the pup's coat
When arriving in France as part of the American Expeditionary Force, it's good to have extra supplies of Dog, Adorable, 1 each in your backpack
Even flying aces need some company. Red Baron, beware! America's smallest ace is comin for you
Just as soon as dinner is over. And maybe a second dinner. And also another snack
When it's dinner time, it's dinner time for EVERYONE. Gotta get them noms
Also, check out that saucy wink from that Sammy. What a killah
gooooooooooat
Yes, soldiers had goats as unit mascots. Many units. Bizarrely.
tfw you introduce jazz to Europe and even the animals dig it. You know your music is straight FIRE when the local geese organize and begin to parade
Even heroic fighter pilot dogs don't like posing for the camera when there are dogfights to be had. Or snacks to be eaten
red cross nurses always save a snack for local hero pups with the zoomies
During the war, US aid organizations helped organize the feeding, clothing, housing, and education of thousands of French orphans
And their frens
henlo, smol dog is very fierce and will keep everyone safe and will bite that kaiser to make the world safe for democracy
Love that the soldier here can't keep a straight face
Getting adopted by the infantry means a lifetime of ear rubs and all the frens any dog could ever ask for.
the 3,800 men of the regiment are a lot to take care of, but this pup looks up to the task
If you can't find a dog or a cat, might as well make friends with whatever you can. Like a baby boar
Pilots, of course, gotta do their own thing
like go to paris, get drunk, buy a lion
decide one lion isn't enough, buy another
name them whiskey and soda
play with lions during downtime
you know
just pilot stuff
Doughboys were out to make friends wherever they went. Even birbs
Like with this crow
Thanks to the @TheWWImuseum for creating these gifs out of the thousands and thousands of hours of footage compiled by the Army Signal Corps during WWI
Here's to the young men & women of the WWI generations - and to their animal friends. They shall not grow old.
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ok so i know it's been a hot minute since i yeeted this meme into the internet but i've only just now had enough bourbon to explain it in its full glory
right, so this whole story revolves around my dude clarence ransom edwards from the great STATE OF OHIO. Born in the Land of Cleve, he's a bit of an irascible SOB, so I guess that's why he runs of to West Point to do whatever it is that they do there to make ossifers
My boi doesn't go great at the point of west. Like, not great at all. Fully last in his class. And not gonna lie, kinda respect him for that
the reason? Dude has a tongue sharper than a razor and isn't cray about the rules. Which yeah, would make time at WP pretty tough
Looking forward to reenacting 1986 when states who didn't want to their troops deployed outside the US suddenly discovered that the DOD was very willing to let them do whatever they wanted...minus, you know, all the federal equipment and money that the states relief on
Weirdly, states backed down when they realized, "oh, yeah, we'd actually have to pay for stuff if we went rogue"
Not sure how many people realize that since legislation in 1903, 1916, & 1920, states don't really pay much towards their National Guard
Court cases followed, namely Perpich vs DOD, but the states kept losing. Also, Congress passed the Montgomery Act that said governors didn't have a say in the deployment of their troops under federal authorities, since all Guard troops have dual status under the law
Okay, bear with me, I'm about to get super sentimental about doughboys, Y-girls, Red Cross workers, Hello Girls, and all those of that incredible generation who answered the call. These amazing men and women - ordinary kids, so many of them - who did extraordinary things
Sure, we can look at stats: how the US Army surged from just over 200,000 regulars and Guardsmen in 1917 to nearly 4 million in a year and a half. How women volunteered in numbers never seen before in this nation.
But that doesn't show the humanity of these people
Doughboys are one of the funniest, most sardonic groups in US Army history. Engaged in one of the deadliest wars in human history, they spent their spare hours teasing each other, playing pranks on each other, and just, well, being goofs
Well, well, what have we here: a Georgia militia brigade in 1874...parading under rebel colors.
Apparently not the first time they did this, either, notes the Army-Navy Journal of 1874
Oh, this is FIRE. Pointing out that, yo, these people are armed and equipped by the United States, according to the laws of the US, which they seem to be having difficulty following
The absolute SHADE thrown by Ben Butler in this 1871 Congressional hearing on some disciplinary cases at West Point. Like, DAMN. I aspire to this level.
The "disciplinary cases" are also worth mentioning, for the batshitness of their nature. So, some plebes manage to lie their way off campus and bring a bottle of booze to a waterfall, where they proceed to get drunk. I mean, disciplined initiative, really
But that's not the scandal. The scandal is that 3 upperclassmen find out, kidnap the plebes, escort them off campus, order them into their civilian clothes, and then kick them out of West Point. You know, with all the authority they have.
1) this meme presupposes that history is only about battles. It isn't. It also encompasses ideologies, social norms, etc. Only talking about battles in the Civil War without discussing cause & effect is like saying you like cake for the frosting. Incomplete
2) while soldiers of the era were polite to each other in correspondence after the war, they stopped being so once the causes of the war came up. angrystaffofficer.com/2021/06/20/we-…
3) This meme also presupposes that the conflict that we refer to as the American Civil War was merely that time between 1861-65. In fact, armed conflict began over slavery in the 1850s in KS and continued thru Reconstruction in the 1870s, & even beyond