It's awesome that's what it is
https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1459351272612630536
My ideal house is just a bunch of glass, steel, concrete and top-end electronics/appliances, with the occasional couch, plant, & shower with insane water pressure.
Fine, throw in a bed & some art. If you must.
Plant me here for eternity. 
What I'm really trying to say is, the world has too many pillows, throws, & nicknacks. Free your minds, man.
A human needs 2 pillows, max. How did Big Pillow ever convince us otherwise?
Easily the weirdest thing abt marriage is all the pillows that just keep appearing, somehow reproducing overnight like velveteen rabbits.
It's like I live in a genie bottle or something.
And, of course, with a kid at home the pillows - literally every single one of the 19 million we have - all end up at the same place: the floor.
And guess who's picking them up?
Not the guilty parties, that's for sure.
And guess who's picking them up?
Not the guilty parties, that's for sure.
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