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17 Nov, 6 tweets, 2 min read

War Christmas disaster as Bollington councillor and ex-mayor hire tank for Remembrance day, forget to put brakes on and end up wrecking the town's war memorial gates.
cheshire-live.co.uk/news/chester-c…

I had to check it wasn't satire. It isn't. It happened

Here they are turning up at the event. Such a solemn moment

More here. Take the day off satirists.
ilovemacc.com/2021/11/16/bol…

At least one of these councillors belonged to a political group called 'Bollington First' so we are perhaps more in Passport to Pimlico territory than Dad's Army.

There's some confusion as to whether they left the brakes off or accidentally went into reverse. Either way it's a metaphor for something. I must now do some something less useful.

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14 Nov

Something I've written about Dunkirk, Blitz Spirit flat Earthery and the lies we tell ourselves about our past for History Extra
historyextra.com/period/modern/…

And if you wonder why it matters look af this nonsense.... "shared values"...

Shameless further plug for for this. Not least because people have said they like it.

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12 Nov

How much do you think it cost Roald Amundsen to send a telegram to Norway (from Canada) in 1906? He had just successfully navigated the North West passage so he had a lot to say - 1,000 words to be precise but how much... in US dollars.

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11 Nov

Either Nick Fletcher, Conservative MP for Don Valley, really likes this photo or... he's managed to strike exactly the same pose, in exactly the same clothes 11 months apart. #DanHannanSpecial

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Thanks to @Tsar_Nicholas for the spot

It's been pointed out to Fletcher but he's clearly styling it out

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27 Oct

What's tallest?

To clarify... not from sea level. The actual height of the structures.

I had a super enjoyable row with my teenage kids about this earlier as we roamed... will give answer later

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17 Oct

We - like millions - obeyed the rules last Christmas. It was tough. My sister was up the road, my mum had just died, we all wanted to meet up. But we stuck to the rules - for the benefit of all. Then again... we're the little people aren't we.
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

He's "doing his best" or something

If you think otherwise. It's you they hold in contempt. They think you're thick.

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17 Oct

Long read on how British black propaganda and fake newsletters helped spark one of the worst atrocities in post war history. The events of 1965-66 in Indonesia and the purge against the PKI is little known here. Our part in them hardly known at all.
theguardian.com/world/2021/oct…

Undoubtedly the History Reclaimed lot will just ignore this stuff.

In my twenties I bizarrely found myself talking to Margaret Thatcher at a drinks party and somehow the subject got onto this. "The problem with Indonesia is that it was never colonised by the British!" She declared loudly at me - and having drunk enough I politely corrected her.

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