Thread by @MsEmilyAnarchy

Dear all:if you're here because you enjoy the #dailytarot,I have a boon to ask.
Good fortune gets better when shared(and always comes back to you if you do:maybe not in the way you expect).
So if you donate to your local #foodbank,I will read your #tarot for you. Thread begins:/1

Any donation will earn you a 1-card pull.
£10/$15 or more earns you 3:past,present,future.
£20/$25 gets you a full 10-card Celtic Cross.
Receipts for cash donations are fine,or photos of donation boxes to an equivalent sum.
I'll just trust they're real(your karma,not mine,bud.)/2

I also encourage EVERYONE to do donation boxes whenever they can,especially with Yule coming up - things are going to get HARSH for an awful lot of people this year. Anything can help your local #foodbank,but the right stuff helps more. Check their lists - or use my one below. /3

Rules for #tarot reads:
1. I can't make anyone fall in love with you.
2. I can't kill anyone.
3. I can't bring back the d...
...wait, that's wishes.
Got confused with my weekend gig.
Sorry. Let's try that again... /4

Rules for #tarot reads:
1. I have "real" work to do as well,but will get to you as soon as I can.
2. I still can't make anyone fall in love with you, NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU ASK VARIANTS OF THE SAME QUESTION.
3. I play a full deck. There'll be "good","bad" and "odd" cards./5

4. Continuing on from 2 & 3, the cards do sometimes ask questions you don't like to think about or don't want to get into with some rando from the internet.
Remember, they're just prompting you to question yourself.
If you want to talk it out I'll be here: if not, I won't pry. /6

5. You do not have to tell me your name, date of birth, or anything to get the read done. Though I may ask you to do a couple of things if I need to get attuned, none of which will involve money, noodz or dangerous missions into enemy territory to..
..sorry, OTHER weekend gig. /7

That's it. If you need to find your local #foodbank, Google is your friend: but you might want to start with these good folks:
UK: @TrussellTrust
US: @FeedingAmerica
CA: @foodbankscanada
AU: @FoodbankAus
Do what you can - make someone's world (and your world) that bit better.

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