oh I guess we all like "relatable content for soft bois" webcomics now. I wouldn't know anything about that, I only read "humans genetically engineer furries, oppress them in subtle metaphor about racism" webcomics and "ditzy genie causes hilarious yet sexy gender swap" webcomics
remember when they used to make entire webcomics about how great linux was? those were the salad days
other good webcomic genres:
>author insert becomes roommates with nympho lesbians who like anime
>Jesus Christ hanging out, saying "Yo!," you know, like a dude
>2 guys play video games, give sarcastic commentary
>Furries are swole college roommates by day, exiled ninja princes of a distant galaxy by night
>recolored video game sprites acting inappropriately
>skunk girl has ass
>gamer girl shocks bros with gaming prowess, proving once and for all that girls can game
>God and the devil doing shit
>just weirdo libertarian screeds
>retail work is taxing
>rival packs of day-glo wolves fight protracted turf war
>college roommate comedy about a love triangle between a wacky manchild, a long-suffering straight man and sarcastic arm candy goth girl (will also include an animal side-kick that appears cute but is actually foul-mouthed and loves to party/plots world domination)
>lesbian romance between sarcastic goth and perky raver who will inevitably have a scene where she eats too many pixie stix and runs around "on a sugar high" yelling "sp0rk of d00m! purple monkey dishwasher! woot!"
>sexy stuffing fetish comic constantly getting derailed by author's prehensile tongue fetish
>"please donate guest strips, i promise i'll start updating the comic as soon as midterms are over"
>"if i don't get more comments, i am going to end the comic, i mean it this time"
>isekai where kid just like you goes on a quest in a thinnly-veiled Medieval Japan where there are also catgirls
>transcribed table top RPG sessions
>stick figures break the 4th wall
>comics about how hard it is to make comics
>lesbians with giant shark mouths
>furry school children being precocious
>4 panel high fantasy spoof clearly angling for a traditional syndication deal
>comic about a child and his kangaroo dragon companion who loves putting him in her pouch
>extremely passionate defense of public breast feeding
>the singular work of David "Davey-Kins Foxfire" Gonterman, the most dangerous cartoonist on the internet
furry webcomics are back baby!!!!
god, webcomics really did just suck absolute ass, didn't they? what were we thinking (do not respond to this with examples of good webcomics, there were none)
a guy once told me i looked like the guy in menage a 3 and i almost killed him

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