someone call me an ambulance 💀
Alright, I’m gonna mute this now cause it’s clogging my notifs but thanks for the love y’all 😊 Also if I see anyone bad mouthing my grandma, I *WILL* hide your replies. She’s wrong but she’s trying to help me keep my man and we can’t hate on her for that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Also pls stop roasting my incredibly sexy bf?? Like, not only does he have gorgeous eyes and a fantastic beard and arms that are the perfect cuddling size and v kissable lips but he is also one of the best people I know? He’s so smart and kind and he makes me very happy so stop!!
PS. Losing your hair early is a sign of having high testosterone so take that to its logical conclusion and ask yourself if it’s something to roast a guy about

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