Thread by @benjaminwittes

Ok, folks: You ready for the real answers?

https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/1463142802372579337

"Nightmover" is, indeed, a book about Aldrich Ames

https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/1463142802372579337?s=20

So far, the public is 1/1.
A "Black Box Warning" is, as the public voted, a stringent FDA warning.

Public score so far: 2/2

https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/1463157527051448340?s=20

"Mr. Mosquito," however, is not an anti-malaria video. It's a video game.

Public score: 2/3

https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/1463161376814387212?s=20

Believe it or not, "Abuse" is also a video game, not a report on @EricGreitens:
Public score: 2/4

https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/1463162371346685969?s=20

And sorry, folks, "The last Resort"—despite its Al-Aulaqi-sounding overtones—is not an OLC opinion. It too is a video game.

https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/1463163340025475098?s=20

Public score: 2/6
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The public confidence that "ATM Machines" is a cybersecurity report is, well, misplaced. It's a porn video.
Public score: 2/7

https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/1463166811403345920?s=20

The public was even more sure that "30 Days in the Hole" was a prison documentary.
Sorry, guys. Another porn vid.
Public score: 2/8

https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/1463167283736555532?s=20

I was pretty confident I was going to fool ya'll on "The Assets." ASS-ets. Get it? But the public got this one. It's a series about Aldrich Ames.
Public score: 3/9

https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/1463176122921803790?s=20

The public also seemed to know the video game "The Last of Us," currently available from @Walmart bundled with the Play Station 2 for only $2,000.
walmart.com/ip/Sony-PlaySt…

https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/1463177424636624910?s=20

Public score: 4/10

I was impressed that the public saw through the many layers of double entendre in "The Spymistress" and recognized it as a book about a female spy.
Public score: 5/11

https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/1463178408121229317?s=20

Score correction. I believe it should be 5/10 right now.

@scottjshapiro insisted that I include "Anal Chiropractor" and see if we could pass it off as a guide to coccyx injury. I am amazed that 44 percent of you feel for that. It's a porn video.
Public score: 6/11

https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/1463180585455792139?s=20

The public recognized that for all its provocativeness, the title "Juicy Whip v. Orange Bang" is not a porn video but a patent dispute.
Public score: 7/12

https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/1463194656439771139?s=20

And finally, the great @jshaub—in what is really the coup of the whole series—has managed to pass off the OLC opinion on DEA "Undercover Operations" as a porn video. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.
Final public score: 7/13

https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/1463216355986055168?s=20

Note: the final two polls technically have not ended yet. I declare them over with the following numbers: