Pappu is a pappu

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Pappu : 13th October
Which year?

Manager asked pappu in an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Pappu : P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Pappu :
Any great man born in this village???
Pappu : no sir, only small Babies!!!

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
So Pappu writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti.
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Pappu: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

Pappu: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Pappu : Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Pappu: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Pappu : I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Pappu: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

Pappu in airplane going to Bombay ..
While it's landing he shouted: " Bombay .. Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Pappu : "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Pappu : "All are born on government holidays...!!!

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple
Pappu: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
keep smiling!!

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25 Nov
॥ श्री महालक्ष्म्यष्टकम् ॥

श्री गणेशाय नमः

नमस्तेस्तू महामाये श्रीपिठे सूरपुजिते ।
शंख चक्र गदा हस्ते महालक्ष्मी नमोस्तूते ॥ १ ॥

नमस्ते गरूडारूढे कोलासूर भयंकरी ।
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सर्वज्ञे सर्ववरदे सर्वदुष्ट भयंकरी ।
सर्व दुःख हरे देवी महालक्ष्मी नमोस्तूते ॥३ ॥

सिद्धीबुद्धूीप्रदे देवी भुक्तिमुक्ति प्रदायिनी ।
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स्थूल सूक्ष्म महारौद्रे महाशक्ती महोदरे ।
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As received in WA

Be victorious
* Case against Lord Krishna in Poland -*...🍅

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ISKCON's lawyer requested the judge: "You kindly ask
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The judge ordered,

* ISKCON's lawyer
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Those who cannot match me in my service to the people on the ground , and those who consider me as a threat to their political adcendency and career have been launching smear campaign against me with the sole intention of finishing me off politically.
First they let lose their d*ogs to bark and bite me , I shooed them away

Next they tried throwing muck at me trying to tarnish my noble Idly project, didn't work. My account books are open , nothing to hide

Now they are using S*luts and pimps to do character assassination
I care a hoot for these Specimens, my service to our people n Nation will continue

I come from Baji Rao Peshwas lineage , not all Brahmins can be frieghtened , we know how to follow our shastras and also know to use our Astras

Bring it on
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She came in another WA no
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She has sent me videos that are not at all related to me. Just attended the WA video call for a minute and on knowing her intention I blocked her. Now she is blackmailing me to release a doctored video
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