In hit 1999 PC game "Roller Coaster Tycoon", your Park Happiness rating is actually an average, based on the number of happy vs unhappy guests in your park.

As a result, if you drop unhappy park guests into a lake and let them drown, your Park Happiness goes up.
I'm tweeting dumb shit as a coping mechanism, because THAT pr spin, on the fact that millions of people's uc benefits expired, is so ghoulishly fucking deceptive and disgusting, coming from a DEMOCRATIC WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF, that it makes me want to become the joker
It's like saying you've solved world hunger after a mass death from famine

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24 Nov
Chrono Cross is one of my all-time favorite RPG's. Some its high-level story ideas are a little ehhhh, but it's one of the most bewilderingly ambitious feats of narrative design I think has ever been attempted by a major studio, and my respect for it only grows with time.
If you pitched a JRPG with 50+ party characters in any sane room full of experienced game developers, they would punch you in the face.
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