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Nov 25, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read • Read on X
I give you the world’s shortest Thanksgiving Day play — based on a true story — in one thread:
Her: “Where did you put the turkey?”
Him: “What turkey?”
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Oct 21
Based on my recent experiences, it is clear that people need a refresher lesson on answering yes-no questions. This thread will teach you all the ways.
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Nov 14, 2023
Scott's 2023 holiday gift ideas, based on cool things I own and a few I created. 🧵

1. Automatic soap dispenser

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2. Swamp cooler for outdoors and garage

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3. Live stream, podcasting starter kit (one I use)

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Jul 27, 2023
I sometimes see the world as a secret battle among persuasion wizards, sort of like the movie Underworld, in which the vampires and werewolves are waging a war that humans don't notice.

By this filter, I'm seeing a frightening signal. I'll explain.
When Democrats succeeded in persuading half of the public that Republicans staged an insurrection and didn't bring guns, we entered a whole new realm. As a hypnotist, if I had been on the team that pulled that off, I would have one BIG question. . .
I'd want to know if there was any limit to what you could sell to the half of the public that votes for Democrats. I would want to test it. And to test it, I would introduce to the news cycle a whistleblower with the most implausible story I could imagine. Yep.
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Mar 20, 2023
I like the idea of wokeness, which I define as treating all individuals with respect and learning how best to do it. But like most good ideas, too much of it turns everything sour. For example…
Management is a good thing, but too much management is micromanaging. Alone time is good, but too much makes you sad. Even taxes are good for protecting the homeland, but too much taxation destroys the country. Wokeness is like that.
On a scale from 1 to 10, a wokeness level of 7 might be exactly what the Republic needs. We’re at 9, and the wheels are starting to come off. It is now irrational to associate with the overwoke. Too much danger of imagined harm.
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Feb 5, 2023
Beware the Documentary Effect.

Here's an experiment you can do at home. Watch the documentary Leaving Neverland and you will be convinced Michael Jackson was guilty of child abuse, no doubt about it.

Then Google "Leaving Neverland debunked" and see what happens.
A well-made documentary will be 100% persuasive to the average viewer because only one side is presented. That's how we see all news and science In 2023 -- one side only.
But the debunk of the documentary will also be 100% persuasive because it too will focus on own its version of reality and omit anything inconvenient. The debunking of the Leaving Neverland documentary is thoroughly convincing, just like its opposite.
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Jan 30, 2023
Looks like fowl play.
Possible Egg White Supremacists.
When asked for a comment, Humpty said he was in pieces.
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