I’m living in Portland by way of Pittsburgh (both shitholes in their own rights) and LA fucking sucks, Jesus Christ what the hell? There’s a shitload of amazing people and amazing views but your police forces are corrupt beyond redemption, ditto your city and state governments
There’s so many obvious glaring issues that make LA a shithole - it doesn’t mean it’s irredeemable but LASD Gangs alone make LA a shithole 🤷‍♂️
Pro: Santa Monica pier is pretty cool and the beach is neat or whatever and hey there’s the uhh oh there’s the Hollywood sign!

Con: LAPD detonated a truck bomb in the middle of a neighborhood in the name of public safety, killing 2 and injuring a dozen more
Pro: LAX looks cool as fuck to fly into at night and has 4 massive runways, with international flights from around the globe

Con: Because of the volume of connecting traffic, departing LA almost always has some level of delay, gate or taxi
Pro: It has dozens of unique neighborhoods, full of a diverse and beautiful array of Angelinos, many of them not homicidal maniacs and genuinely cool people

Con: car to car shootings during rush hour traffic

Bonus: Exiting the freeway from the leftmost lane at the last minute
Pro: 2 ish hours from Vegas by car

Con: 1 ish hours from Bakersfield by car
Pro: People like to start aggressively/quickly when the light turns green and aren’t afraid to take chances

Con: Poor overall city fuel economy because of traffic flow and inconsistency
Pro: You might see a celebrity while out and about

Con: You might get stuck behind James Corden filming carpool karaoke when you really need to get something done
Maybe I need to see more of LA, I saw plenty while I was there, I even shit at a Ralph’s like a native angelino homeless, I wanted to crap on someones lawn in Beverly Hills but there’s cameras everywhere over there

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