Thread by @chiIIum

There’s a bunch of nerts sitting in the Twitter basement trying to figure out which one of us to ban first. That’s fucking hilarious! 😂

1/4 Us showing our pet dog to Twitter.

2/4 Twitter acts like a bitch and asks if our dog bites.

3/4 We say, “no, but it can hurt you in other ways.” 😏

4/4