I badly want to go in on that kid for thinking OU has been through it. Buddy did a newspaper reporter bust your coach meeting with Auburn boosters at a private airport when Auburn hadn’t even fired their coach yet? Did news of your coach leaving come out at halftime of your bowl?
Did your assistant coaches conspire with the embittered radio color man of the opposing team to steal plays?
Did your coach get fired during his coaches show?
Did your coach interview for another job and then when doing a press conference where he apologized for it say he’d totally do it again just differently?
Did you have players miss the bowl game because *they got shot*?
Did you get double-crossed by the Big 12 and have dueling US Senators fighting about it in Washington?
Did you have to hastily go rip the signage off of your own stadium because the guy with naming rights was caught being racist on secretly recorded audio?
Did Thayer Evans report that your new (old) coach hated his defensive coordinator and wanted to fire him *before they’d even coached one game*?
Did your coach say this in July but do this the following January?
Was your former coach almost deposed in divorce proceedings for allegedly having an affair with a prominent booster’s wife? courier-journal.com/story/news/loc…
Did you get mocked by Georgia Tech and *Delta* after a weeknight blowout loss?
Ok, I’m done.

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