Guys I’m fkn dying this is the best
obviously i will be bringing his cowboy hat
i mean like

it's understandable.
i love this dog. He is a tiny, completely silent human being who makes friends everywhere he goes through pure charisma.
.@EWAEmily bought me this hat when i got walter two years ago and moved to texas and let me tell you something: it's the gift that keeps on giving.
This little cowboy has been bathed and given a snowflake bandana
Shout out to @PetSmart give the ladies at the store on Gaston in Dallas a raise.
Is Walter thrilled to have been bathed and had his little butt glands squeezed? No, no he isn't. But he's real cute.
I am delighted by how much this has delighted all of you, and legit Riley at PetSmart is the best Walter *loves* her and I’m so glad I happened not to answer this call
Because Twitter is great Riley has seen this and blessed me with this photo of my extremely regal dog being groomed. Look how polite he is. I’m so proud.
Also this 😭
If anyone is interested in a several volume children’s book series about Walter the cowboy dog just hmu got content for days
Also Walter is obviously- obviously- on Instagram: Instagram.com/walltowalter

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6 Dec
as many of you know my best life hack is that i pay a graduate student $25 an hour to do random things i cannot make myself do and today her lists includes "fixing the wifi lights in the bedroom, because i'm too old to figure it out."

I love her.
I have also not, and I know this is bad, figured out how to use my own printer because when she is here on Mondays i just ask her to print things

She definitely thinks I'm absolutely technologically incompetent
look in my defense i was only forced to procure a printer during the pandemic and this one was one i pilfered from my mom's office when they sold their building and i'm pretty sure it's from 2007
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Im giving in and starting succession
I hate everyone in the show but somehow like the show itself? Is this why people like the bachelorette?
Just kidding, I fkn love Gerri
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I mean like it’s so thirsty and so stupid and just, why does he think this is cool. This is hilarious.
Like as a person raised with guns who owns a gun i genuinely do not know any normal gun owners who would do this. It’s weird.
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All of the sessions are $15.
Learning FOI and Excel in journalism school literally changed my entire life and I swear to god these skills should not cost $50K to learn.

I will teach you all of these skills for sixty total dollars, over two days.
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It is freaking shocking that someone like Bill Maher can let a former governor say something like this unchallenged. Of course you cannot *only* vote by mail in these three states, that wouldn't be possible. It is not possible to vote *only* by mail. It's not even logical.
Christie is making full throated claims about the way voting works in three separate states and he is flatly incorrect. He has written a book. He has literally RUN FOR PRESIDENT. It is ridiculous - ridiculous - that neither Christie nor Maher knows this.
Journalists (Maher is not a journalist, so let's say - anyone who asks someone powerful a question about voting on television or the media in general) should fucking know how voting works before they allow people to talk about it. This is base level stuff here.
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