blowing dolly parton’s mind: thread 
Greenland sharks don't reach sexual maturity until they're 150.
There are now giant pigs as heavy as polar bears.
Every 'c' in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently.
Froot Loops are all the same flavor
The U.S. government has an official plan for a zombie apocalypse
The “word of the year” in 2015 was a picture
Scorpions are just land mermaids.
Your bellybutton was once your mouth.
Eventually, a day on Earth will be 25 hours long
I didn’t see a colostomy bag on CatDog so how does that work.
There are more trees on Earth than stars in the galaxy
Yoda and Miss Piggy were voiced by the same person
A witness to Abraham Lincoln’s assassination was interviewed on TV
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