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Froot Loops are all the same flavor
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Your bellybutton was once your mouth.
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There are more trees on Earth than stars in the galaxy
Yoda and Miss Piggy were voiced by the same person
A witness to Abraham Lincoln’s assassination was interviewed on TV

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