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Dec 13, 2021 • 21 tweets • 9 min read • Read on X
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Our Clitmas sale ends tomorrow. Use the code MERRYCLITMAS for 10% off in our online gift shop. To help you plan your shopping, here's some mar-vulva-lous gift ideas... bit.ly/3d72W9U
The Great Wall of Vagina is an iconic art work. Wouldn't it be fun if it was a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle? Well guess what, it is! A fun and challenging activity for all the family! vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ch… Image
Smashing patriarchy is thirsty work. Let that fierce feminist in your life enjoy a drink with a feminist hip flask. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ch… Image
The message is clear. MY BODY MY CHOICE. Everyone who steps into your home will know your feelings the second they step through the door. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/pr… Image
Wish 10 friends a very merry Clitmas with a pack of Clitmas cards! vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ch… Image
Who *doesn't* love mugs? Absolutely nobody. And this one's a favourite. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/mu… Image
Abortion is healthcare. Look adorable while telling the world this. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/je… Image
After the year we've all had, everyone could probably do with a break. Relax in yonic style with a lavender eye pillow. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ch… Image
What do you get the muff-lover who has everything? No idea. It's up to them. We do gift cards, though. Their gift card, their choice. Please note gift cards aren't included in the sale. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/products/gift-…
Avoid unsightly stains with a pack of feminist coasters! vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ch… Image
We can barely restock the beloved FUCK THE PATRIARCHY hoops quickly enough, but we currently have some in stock. Get them before they're gone again! vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/je… Image
Craft a cute clone of your very own vulva. This kit has everything you need! vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/cr… Image
A little stocking filler packed with period pride. FIVE gorgeous vinyl stickers, showing off period products! vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ch… Image
Pink taco! Bearded clam! Box! Clunge! Cunt! Say it with your entire chest with a slang words t-shirt! vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ap… Image
What's cuter than wearing one acrylic vulva? Wearing a PAIR OF THEM. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/je… Image
Museum membership is a time-honoured traditional gift, and if you're buying your loved one a membership this year, why not get them into the CLITERATI (please note, gift membership is not included in the sale) vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ch…
vadge badge! vadge badge! vadge badge! Not just one, SIX OF THEM - that's a stocking filler for SIX FANNY FANS. Or one, who really loves fannies. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ch… Image
Contemplate cunts with colouring! vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/cr… Image
Wish everyone a very merry Clitmas by saying HOE HOE HOE on an enamel pin. Image
We'd love to show you every single product in our shop, but we have to go and pack up your pressies to send them to you. Don't forget to use the code MERRYCLITMAS for 10% off. bit.ly/3d72W9U
Snatch your bargain before the sale ends tomorrow! And yes, we ship internationally.

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The Cholmondeley Ladies (circa 1600-1610) is a painting raising many questions. Today we're not going to talk about the puzzle in pegging down the identities of the women - we will focus on a different, more mundane puzzle...

Image courtesy of Tate Britain. Painting of two women holding babies lying side by side in bed. Both women wear grand attire with large, richly decorated collars. Each baby is wrapped in red. The women and babies look identical at first glance, but have subtle differences in the patterns on their clothing and eye colour. The poses are awkward and stiff.
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A hundred years ago, there was a research centre, archive, clinic and museum space dedicated to sexuality whose work might seem ahead of its time, even now.

This is the story of Magnus Hirschfeld's Institute of Sexology #LGBTHistoryMonth
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Have you ever wondered what's going on in there during penis-in-vagina sex? Where do the pelvic organs go? What stretches where?

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