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Dec 13, 2021 • 21 tweets • 9 min read • Read on X
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Our Clitmas sale ends tomorrow. Use the code MERRYCLITMAS for 10% off in our online gift shop. To help you plan your shopping, here's some mar-vulva-lous gift ideas... bit.ly/3d72W9U
The Great Wall of Vagina is an iconic art work. Wouldn't it be fun if it was a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle? Well guess what, it is! A fun and challenging activity for all the family! vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ch… Image
Smashing patriarchy is thirsty work. Let that fierce feminist in your life enjoy a drink with a feminist hip flask. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ch… Image
The message is clear. MY BODY MY CHOICE. Everyone who steps into your home will know your feelings the second they step through the door. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/pr… Image
Wish 10 friends a very merry Clitmas with a pack of Clitmas cards! vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ch… Image
Who *doesn't* love mugs? Absolutely nobody. And this one's a favourite. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/mu… Image
Abortion is healthcare. Look adorable while telling the world this. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/je… Image
After the year we've all had, everyone could probably do with a break. Relax in yonic style with a lavender eye pillow. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ch… Image
What do you get the muff-lover who has everything? No idea. It's up to them. We do gift cards, though. Their gift card, their choice. Please note gift cards aren't included in the sale. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/products/gift-…
Avoid unsightly stains with a pack of feminist coasters! vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ch… Image
We can barely restock the beloved FUCK THE PATRIARCHY hoops quickly enough, but we currently have some in stock. Get them before they're gone again! vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/je… Image
Craft a cute clone of your very own vulva. This kit has everything you need! vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/cr… Image
A little stocking filler packed with period pride. FIVE gorgeous vinyl stickers, showing off period products! vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ch… Image
Pink taco! Bearded clam! Box! Clunge! Cunt! Say it with your entire chest with a slang words t-shirt! vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ap… Image
What's cuter than wearing one acrylic vulva? Wearing a PAIR OF THEM. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/je… Image
Museum membership is a time-honoured traditional gift, and if you're buying your loved one a membership this year, why not get them into the CLITERATI (please note, gift membership is not included in the sale) vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ch…
vadge badge! vadge badge! vadge badge! Not just one, SIX OF THEM - that's a stocking filler for SIX FANNY FANS. Or one, who really loves fannies. vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ch… Image
Contemplate cunts with colouring! vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/cr… Image
Wish everyone a very merry Clitmas by saying HOE HOE HOE on an enamel pin. Image
We'd love to show you every single product in our shop, but we have to go and pack up your pressies to send them to you. Don't forget to use the code MERRYCLITMAS for 10% off. bit.ly/3d72W9U
Snatch your bargain before the sale ends tomorrow! And yes, we ship internationally.

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Mar 6
We've been receiving a lot of requests for us to answer this crucial question, and we are delighted to attempt to provide you with the information you need as to whether you can read braille with your clit. Screenshotted reddit post: Can a clitoris be trained to read braille? The average clitoris has around 10,000 nerve endings while the average finger has 3,000. So, one clitoris should be able to read braille better than three fingers or three times faster than one finger?
First of all, it is important to establish parameters on the scope of this question. It is in fact two questions: can you read braille with your clitoris, and does this impact reading speed?
For the purpose of answering this question, we will assume that the OP means the clitoral glans. The glans is the only part of the clitoris which sticks out. The rest of it is beneath the skin of the vulva. Here's what the whole organ looks like; the glans is at the top. Illustration of the clitoris. At the top is the glans. It attaches to the body which bends. It has two crura like wings, and two bulbs which squeeze the urethra and vagina. A vulva is overlaid over the image, showing the position of the glans and its hood.
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Being a Vagina Museum, we run up against a lot of myths about the world's most misunderstood body parts. Heck, we even dedicated an entire exhibition to the topic.

One myth we encounter fairly frequently is that dogs have periods. Today, we're going to address that...
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Jan 8
Rana temporaria is the taxonomic name of the common frog. They're very, very common in Europe and parts of Asia. Except they have a way of determining sex which is (so far) very, very uncommon... Photo of a green-brown frog sitting on a log. Image credit: Richard Bartz.
Some animals determine sex based on genes - there's multiple approaches to this, including the XY system (most common in mammals); the XO system (many invertebrates) the ZW system (most common in birds); and the XYXYXYXYXY system (pretty much just platypuses and echidnas).
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Ever wondered what a menstrual cup is doing in there during use? Thanks to science, we now know where it sits: pretty close to the cervix, turns out. In this MRI scan, the cup is coloured in green, blue shows the vagina, the cervix is outlined in yellow and the uterus in orange. Side view MRI showing the gynaecological organs, with parts coloured. The cup is coloured in green, blue shows the vagina, the cervix is outlined in yellow and the uterus in orange. The cup is positioned around the cervix, its sides extending past the cervix. The entire cup is inside the vagina.
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Museum collaborations are a great opportunity for exchanging knowledge and best practice. We would like to share some of our learning from our residency at the Crab Museum. So who wants to hear about the mind control barnacle that feminises and impregnates its victims?
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It's been a while since we've shown you a weird fad in medieval Christian art, so here's one you might enjoy - Lactatio Bernardi: The Lactation of St Bernard. Illuminated manuscript page depicting a monk kneeling before a woman with a baby on a throne. One breast is bare and she is squirting milk into his mouth.
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