Pepsi was America's second favorite cola...and now the world's sixth biggest navy.
But that's not to say Pepsi was ready to invade anyone anytime soon.
The ships?
They were beyond repair and unusable for war.
So to monetize the fleet, a Norwegian company was hired to convert the vessels into scrap metal.
Finally, Pepsi and the USSR were back in business.
And, as you'd expect, Pepsi got a whole lot of shit from the US Government...especially from President H.W. Bush's National Security Adviser, Brent Scowcroft.
Pepsi Chairman Donald M. Kendall's response, seen here?
"We're disarming the Soviet Union faster than you are."
But in 1991, once the Soviet Union collapsed, Pepsi and the Russians could go back to doing business the old fashioned way, using, you know...money.
And looking back...it's hard to believe that all of this actually happened.
But really -- all of it is true.
I ship you not.
Enjoy this story? Learn something new?
Follow @DavidZabinsky for more threads just like this one.
For another fascinating (and far more inspiring) "wartime" story, check out the thread below on Juan Pujol García, "the spy who saved D-Day":
So to make a quick buck, three New Yorkers took out a life insurance policy on a mutual acquaintance, Michael Malloy...only to murder him.
The only issue?
Malloy. Just. Wouldn't. Die.
An INSANE story on "the Durable Mike Malloy":
Michael Malloy was a mysterious Irishman living in New York City, whose entire background, hell - even his birthday, were unknown.
Unable to keep stable work during the Great Depression, Malloy bounced from one odd job to another, be it cleaning the streets or polishing coffins.
Unfortunately, that meant Malloy spent most of his time at the New York speakeasy seen here, getting drunk on illegal, bootleg whiskey during the US’s Prohibition Era.
The first American solider to win the "Croix de Guerre" was Private Henry Johnson from New York in 1918.
So you ask: why did an American soldier earn a FRENCH military award during World War I?
Well, it's a story that illustrates both the best...and the worst of humankind:
👇
It was 1917.
World War I had been going on for three years, and both the French and British armies were in desperate need of American reinforcements to continue to fight off the German Empire.
So on April 6th, 1917, Congress decided to enter the "Great War" and US General John J. Pershing made it clear:
American soldiers wouldn't fight in French and German uniforms as mere replacements..no.
Instead, they'd fight as an American army together, in the American uniform.
And during World War II, Pujol served as perhaps the best double agent the world has EVER seen.
A thread on “the spy who saved D-Day”:
Juan Pujol García was born in Barcelona in 1912 to a family of cotton factory owners.
He took on odd jobs growing up, such as managing a hardware store, a cinema, and a poultry farm.
But it was when the Spanish Civil War broke out in 1936 that Pujol began his military career.
A pacifist at heart, Pujol himself said he lacked the "essential qualities of loyalty, generosity, and honor" that would be required to fight on the front lines.
So instead of infantry, Pujol volunteered to lay telegraph cables for the anti-Franco Republicans in 1938.