The Wilds characters as holiday treats to remind you that calories stopped counting on December 1st. 
Dot is one of those holiday tins with three flavors of popcorn, because they’re both reliable, would keep you company in the kitchen at a boring party, and are the people’s princess of their respective fields.
Fatin is your friend who never met an event she couldn’t overdress for. She’s definitely the kind of ostentatious gingerbread house that makes the whole competition set rules next year for how much each entry can spend.
Shelby is a hearty slice of Texas fruitcake. No further questions!
Toni is a scoop of Christmas ice cream, because it pairs so well with the aforementioned fruit cake.
Nora is a meticulously arranged sleeve of macarons, since so much effort goes into looking the part, and they both need to be treated delicately—less they crumble into pieces.
Martha is a lover of animals, and is just so precious we feel driven to protect her at all costs. She’s definitely Rudolph cake pops.
Rachel is peppermint bark, because doesn’t it feel like the people who bake it and pass it out are trying to prove something?
Leah is a tray of chocolate-dipped strawberries, because she, like so many of us, is equal parts romantic and nuts.
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