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@QueerSatanic
Dec 28, 2021 • 11 tweets • 3 min read • Read on X
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In regards to a (completely fictional) Satanic organization that calls itself a religion but also sells T-shirts at a hefty profit.
"How much are these?"
Image of T-shirts on the wall. "Those are all $35"
Q: Are they popular? A: Oh yeah. More so at Christmas.
Mm. So this is a big moneymaker?
"Our cost is about six bucks. So... you tell me." Image of T-shirt designs cycling through. "Our cost is Second t-shirt design, a baby shirt that says "The New third design "Satan wants you"
"Which one is the favorite?"
Mm... This one.
Man holding the favorite design up.
Man holds up shirt that says "Why yes, I do work for Sa
For gifs of the same scene, see @GifsOnTheRun
gifsontherun.tumblr.com/day/2021/10/04/

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