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28 Dec, 10 tweets, 3 min read
In regards to a (completely fictional) Satanic organization and how a literal devil-worshipper in that universe might regard someone using Satanism for more straightforwardly venal purposes

"Graham Lucian" is much too handsome to resemble any real-life person, obv Graham Lucian from CBS show Evil standing with door open
David: How do you know they don't believe?"
Leland Townsend: Look at this. 'We're not a time-share.'
Townsend: Look at these pictures. Kids, picnics.
Townsend: 'Satan cares about your future.' What, are they in
David: What is belief in Satan about?
Townsend: Power. Rejection of authority. Manipulation. Viole
Townsend: Disgust with people like you. This guy, this dick.
Townsend: ...he doesn't care about any of that. He's just us
For gifs of the same scene, see @GifsOnTheRun
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