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30 Dec 21, 4 tweets, 2 min read
bahahahaa I just watched it again. It's the EXACT shot.
You son of a bitch. @pattonoswalt
This is true but actually climbing through the Special Edition clamshell would have been a visual birth metaphor with HR Giger overtones that would make any Disney standards & practices exec spontaneously combust.

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It had such a huge cast that it's often considered cheating if you cite it in Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.
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It's modern research and thinking that ripped that movie's narrative to shreds.
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I like to think of West Side Story, The Warriors and Escape From New York as being a trilogy.
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lmao look at these dumbshits retreat into a chokepoint where random citizens can kick their ass. Reverse 300.
they're so fucking scared i love it
The footage is from when these guys pulled the exact same thing in Philly last July but what can I say I'm a student of military history.
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Periodic reminder that Jared Leto is banking 8 figures a movie just by doing Jeffrey Combs line reads.
You'll never unhear that now will ya
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It's a UNIX system. I know this.
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He made the Stonecutter thruway worse.
*Elon Musk doing an XZibit voice* yo dawg vee herd you like those tracks at thee carwash that always feel like they're ripping your tires, axel and transmission to shreds.
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