Thread by @AliciaOsmera

Advice for anyone moving to The West You're Welcome - 😄

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1. 🐷 Save all bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.

2. 🛻 If you do run your car into a- ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.

3. 👯‍♀️ Remember: "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All y'all's" is plural possessive.
4. 💨 Get used to the phrase "It's not the heat, it's the humidity", and the collateral phrase "You call this hot? Wait'll August."

5. 🤷‍♀️ Don't tell us how you did it anywhere else. Nobody cares.
6. 🔥 If you think it's too hot, don't worry. It'll cool down...in December.
7. 🚗 A Mercedes-Benz is not a status symbol, a Chevy, Dodge, or Ford is.

8. 🔧 If someone says they're "fixin" to do something, that doesn't mean anything's broken.
9. 🌴 The value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but the availability of shade.

10. ⚠️ If you are driving a slower moving vehicle, on a two lane road pull onto the shoulder that is called "courtesy".
11. 🍗 BBQ is a food group. It does NOT mean grilling burgers and hot dogs outdoors.

12. 🏈 Yes, weddings, funerals, and divorces must take into account for Football games.
13. 🍕 Everything is better with Ranch dressing.
14. ☠️ DO NOT honk your horn at us to be obnoxious, we will sit there until we die.

15. 🚨 We pull over and stop for emergency vehicles to pass.
16. We pull over for funeral processions, turn our music off and men remove hats or caps. Some people put their hand over their heart.
17. 🤦‍♀️ “Bless your Heart" is a nice way of saying you're an idiot.

18. 🍹 No matter what kind: Sprite, Coke, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, it isn't called soda or pop, it is all called Coke.
19. 🚜 There will always be a tractor on the two lane when you are running late, so allow time for that.

20. ⛅️ If you don't like the weather in the South, wait 15 minutes, it will change.
21. We stand for our Flag. 🇺🇸
22. We don't vote to create the same kind of mess we just left. So vote Red/Republican. Period. 😉👍
23. We say please, thank you and you'all have a great day now!

24. We don't defund the police. 👮‍♂️👮‍♀️
25. Don't break into someone else's home. The Castle Doctrine is legal and we love 2nd Amendment Rights. 🤔😏😉
#TheWest

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