Modern AU WKX getting increasingly incredulous as the household chores that ZZS didn't know how to do were revealed one by one.
WKX, staring at ZZS: ...This ancestor does not know how to iron clothes?
ZZS, poking WKX's chest threateningly: And *this* ancestor does?
WKX: ...........I do.
ZZS, poking WKX's chest threateningly: And *this* ancestor does?
WKX: ...........I do.
ZZS: Lao Wen, I want a sunny-side up.
WKX: Sure. Chengling bought some eggs yesterday.
ZZS, turning to look WKX dead in the eye:
WKX:
ZZS:
WKX: You don’t know how to fry an egg, do you.
WKX: Sure. Chengling bought some eggs yesterday.
ZZS, turning to look WKX dead in the eye:
WKX:
ZZS:
WKX: You don’t know how to fry an egg, do you.
Very early on, WKX legit thought ZZS was sick from bad nutrition, because the first time he came over at ZCL's behest, he opened the fridge and the kitchen cupboards only to find takeaway leftovers, instant noodles, and juice cartons.
The household didn't even have SALT.
The household didn't even have SALT.
ZZS: IDK what you're yapping about, Lao Wen. Food is food.
WKX: ...No, no, it isn't -makes GX send ZZS a screenshot of their immaculately stocked fridge and pantry at home-
WKX: ...No, no, it isn't -makes GX send ZZS a screenshot of their immaculately stocked fridge and pantry at home-
WKX: I'm the gaming streamer here. Why are you the one with the stereotypical streamer's diet?
WKX: Oh, thank the heavens, the great Lord Zhou at least owns rice.
WKX, 3 min. later: …Where’s the rice cooker?
ZCL: Wen-shu, the rice… Zhou-shu bought it because I dropped my phone in the toilet once and—
WKX, holding his hand up: …I need a moment.
WKX, 3 min. later: …Where’s the rice cooker?
ZCL: Wen-shu, the rice… Zhou-shu bought it because I dropped my phone in the toilet once and—
WKX, holding his hand up: …I need a moment.
ZZS: IDK why you’re complaining. I cracked the eggs as you asked me!
WKX: Did you know the shells aren’t supposed to go in the eggs?
ZZS: What’s the harm of a few shards? Don’t the shells contain sodium carbonate? It’s good for ZCL.
WKX, fishing out half a shell: Calcium.
WKX: Did you know the shells aren’t supposed to go in the eggs?
ZZS: What’s the harm of a few shards? Don’t the shells contain sodium carbonate? It’s good for ZCL.
WKX, fishing out half a shell: Calcium.
ZCL: …Wen-shu, we’re not going to use these eggs, are we…?
WKX: Of course not. They’re not usable in this state.
ZCL: Oh, phew.
WKX, handing ZCL a pair of chopsticks: So you’re going to pick all of the eggshell bits out of them.
WKX: Of course not. They’re not usable in this state.
ZCL: Oh, phew.
WKX, handing ZCL a pair of chopsticks: So you’re going to pick all of the eggshell bits out of them.
WKX, watching ZZS read the instruction on the side of a cup noodle:
ZZS:
WKX, watching ZZS stare at the electric kettle:
ZZS:
WKX, watching ZZS accidentally open the lid of the kettle instead of switching it on:
ZZS:
ZZS, to WKX: *What*?
WKX: Fascinating.
ZZS:
WKX, watching ZZS stare at the electric kettle:
ZZS:
WKX, watching ZZS accidentally open the lid of the kettle instead of switching it on:
ZZS:
ZZS, to WKX: *What*?
WKX: Fascinating.
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