Thread by @Taim88261

Alrighty, first one out! Hehe. I went fluffy since the idea made me laugh so much for some reason? I don't know, I'm weird guys. First "micro" thread but I might get carried away with these 🙈😆

Kacchako

cw: Just some swearing but overall cuteness

https://twitter.com/sophrosinn/status/1479839741663399937

"I'm not coming out."

"Katsuki, come on!"

"No, fuck you. I look stupid."

"I seriously doubt that."

"This is...I don't know, Ochako...this is just-"

"Babe.../please/?! Indulge me, just this once!"

Ochako sat cross-legged on his bed, bouncing and giggling, when she heard his deep growl come from behind his bathroom door. She had a wild grin aligning her face, holding her flip phone in her hands,

debating whether or not she was going to take a video when he stepped out to greet her.

Ochako had told herself that she wanted to take more pictures of them together, despite his grumpy protests. She just wanted to create more memories with him.

This was why, during a productive mall day with the girls, she stopped at a particular department store to pick up some couples' casual wear.

By casual wear...she meant adult onesies.

They didn't have anything matching, though, so she improvised...

This was ALSO why...she was impatiently bouncing around, dressed in the fuzzy stylings of a Princess Peach onesie. She was all pink with frills hanging off her hips, white sleeves to resemble the character's gloves and a felt crown that bobbled on the top of her hood.

And Katsuki’s character was...

"I'm /not/ coming out."

"But...what happened to indulging me?!" she whined, wearing a pout that he couldn't see on her face.

"I look /ridiculous/!" he seemed the grind out through clenched teeth.

"You loved it when I bought it!" she yelled from across the room. She threw her legs over the side and rolled off his bed. In a few short strides, she stood in front of the bathroom with hands on her hips.

"I didn't know that you got me /this/! I thought it was a shirt!"

She wasn't going to do this all night long.

"You either come out, or I'm dragging you out." she jutted her chin and crossed her arms. "All I gotta do is touch you and-"

"ALRIGHT, GODDAMN IT!"

Ochako smirked triumphantly as she heard shuffling…and possibly a bratty kick to the trash can before the door unlocked and it slowly opened. Ochako’s face went from excitement to full-blown humored joy when her boyfriend shuffled out with a glower.

Dressed in his Bowser onesie.

Ochako clapped her hands and circled around him, taking the details on the garment like she was the one who made it. Yellow sleeves adorned with motifs of black cuffs,

the back ribbed and cushioned like a turtle shell with felt spikes that flattened when she touched them. If he pulled the hood down completely, Bowser’s face was there, complete with the horns on the side of his head and tufts of red hair sticking out the top.

Ochako snorted when she saw the booties were even clawed like lizard feet.

“You look…so good!” Her voice wavered with her attempts to stifle her giggles and he glared at her, nostrils flaring.

“This is funny to you?” he spat, pulling at the onesie and snarling his lip in disdain. “Dressing me up like a fucking turtle?!

“Bowser is /not/ a turtle!” She pouted.

“Fucking Dinosaur then.”

“He is /not/ a dinosaur either!” she squeaked before she tapped him on the nose with a finger. “He is a KOOPA!”

“I don’t know what that means.”

“He’s a king,” she suggested, her hands going up and down his arms in a way to tame his anger. “He’s a fierce and strong king.”

“Is he?” he said, tugging at her onesie to bring her closer, eyes examining her get-up with a careful eye. “And you’re supposed to be the queen?”

“A princess!”

Red eyes creased in confusion. “I don’t get it, so does he marry the princess?”

“He /kidnaps/ the princess…all the time!” Ochako corrected with a nod.

“Wait a minute…” Katsuki gave her a dry expression. “This guy’s the fucking VILLAIN in the game?!”

Now it was Ochako’s turn to UP the dryness in her face. “Babe-”

“No. I’m taking this off.”

“No, you’re not!”

Katsuki flipped the hood off his head. “Nah, I’m not dressing up as an evil dinosaur for your weirdo fantasies!”

“HE’S A KOOPA!”

“WHAT THE FUCK IS A KOOPA?!”

“Remind me to get the game next time, so we can play,” she said between giggles before leaning up to give him a quick peck. He was still pouting. “Kat, you look so cute.”

“Yeah, yeah…” He looked away and Ochako could just see the lightest brush of pink paint on his cheeks. “Alright, I’ve indulged you. There, are you happy or what?”

Ochako wrapped her arms around his neck, nuzzling his nose with her own before she gave him another, much longer, kiss. “I’m so happy.”

Katsuki sighed and leaned into her, lifting her briefly as they kissed before he set her down. “Now seriously…what the /fuck/ is a Koopa?”

/END 😆❤️