“A federal grand jury in the District leveled the new charges focusing on what prosecutors say is a core group of Oath Keepers adherents who allegedly planned for and participated in obstructing Congress on the day lawmakers certified President Biden’s 2020 election victory.”
What a thing of beauty the indictment is.

As you’ll see it’s not simply one eyed Stewie, but a number of the Oath Keepers. You’ll know their names from the “stacks”.

It is 48 pages, so I will be busy gloating for a little while. 😘

Here’s a peek.
Seems important!

Rhodes “told Trump to use military force.”
This is where they planned to land boats transporting weaponry from the Comfort Inn HQ. At West Basin and Ohio.
The hotels were 15 minutes apart.
They were just tourists walking their dog, an 82-pound German Shepherd.
OMG. Count One, Section B. 😱

Not content to wait for Trump’s signal, Rhodes took matters into his own hands.
“Pence has betrayed us.”
“Everything we fucking trained for.”
Count One, Section C.

The golf cart brigade arrives… from where, exactly, wasn’t that the Willard?
I envision lengthy jail sentences for James and Minuta.
Count One, Section D.

So as soon as stack one & stack two stopped invading the Capitol building they went running to see one-eyed Stewie.

Seditious conspiracy. 💣
Count One, Section E.

They went out to dinner and planned to dig in, with food to last 30 days.

PB&Js, MREs, one must think…
My tally may not be precise. Stewie is in about $40,000 in weapons thus far. Possibly more.
Count Two

Conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding.
Count Three

Obstruction of an official proceeding and aiding and abetting
Count Four

Conspiracy to prevent an officer from discharging any duties.
Count Fiv

Destruction of government property and aiding and abetting
Count Six
Civil disorder and aiding and abetting

Jessica Watkins
Count Seven

Civil disorder and aiding and abetting

Joshua James
Count Eight

Joshua James is not having a good day.

Assaulting, resisting, or impeding certain officers.
Count Nine — Tampering with documents or proceedings.

Stewart Rhodes has been very naughty in trying to hide his involvement by destroying cellular and documentary evidence that might reflect poorly upon him.
Counts Ten to Seventeen - Tampering with documents each individually for:

10: Kelly Meggs
11: Kenneth Harrelson
12: Joshua James
13: Roberto Minuta
14: Joseph Hackett
15: David Moerschel
16: Brian Ulrich
17: Thomas Caldwell

That’s the end of the indictment.
Close up for now by saying that Kenneth Harrelson is having a very bad day before this dropped. His bond hearing has been postponed as he is in covid quarantine.

Whole bunch of FAFO being dished up today.

Anyone yapping about Merrick Garland, kindly please stand down now.

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