Thread by @bob_the_mighty

@tycooperaow @RainWzrd @florinpop1705 That blog post is one of the funniest things I've ever read. These are suggestions for how NFTs have value?

1. NFT Patents - yes, what patents need is a system for tracking who owns the patent. This is a very serious problem that means patents don't actually exist.

@tycooperaow @RainWzrd @florinpop1705 2. NFT Media Agency - It's a media agency, but NFT. Wat?

@tycooperaow @RainWzrd @florinpop1705 3. Tokenizing Ads - It's an Ad, but for some reason we sell an NFT of it.

@tycooperaow @RainWzrd @florinpop1705 4. NFT membership platform - replace recurring revenue with a one-off sale of a crypto-gadget. solid business plan

@tycooperaow @RainWzrd @florinpop1705 5. NFT’s registry for your e-commerce products - because i never want to update the attributes of a product on an e-commerce platform so i should decentralise it and make it immutable

@tycooperaow @RainWzrd @florinpop1705 6. NFT domain names - actually the least stupid idea so far, so props.

@tycooperaow @RainWzrd @florinpop1705 7. NFT art - A solution to the problem "bits aren't scarce which makes them hard to speculate on".

@tycooperaow @RainWzrd @florinpop1705 8. NFT modeling - this is just NFT art again but we'll pretend it's not

@tycooperaow @RainWzrd @florinpop1705 9. NFT sprites for AR glasses - this is just NFT art again but we'll pretend its not

@tycooperaow @RainWzrd @florinpop1705 10. NFT apps - See: membership platforms, unless you literally mean an app that you can only sell to one person, in which case I have no response.

@tycooperaow @RainWzrd @florinpop1705 11. NFT copyright agency. The author wisely did not elaborate.

@tycooperaow @RainWzrd @florinpop1705 12. NFT scripts for code — WTF does this mean? What has Github got to do with anything? Is it just a license code but BLOCKCHAIN or ...

@tycooperaow @RainWzrd @florinpop1705 13. NFT Derivatives - This is already a thing, which is good, because what the crypto space needs is more inscrutability and speculation

@tycooperaow @RainWzrd @florinpop1705 14. NFT social media accounts - so that ... i can ... sell ... my social ... media presence to someone? why? what is this even?

@tycooperaow @RainWzrd @florinpop1705 15. NFT articles and blogs - I'm actually losing steam here because this is just words. NFT salad. NFT conceptualisationarislation. NFT pets. NFT orgasms. NFT weed but legal. NFT Pornhub. NFT Bitcoins. NFT NFT schemes.

@tycooperaow @RainWzrd @florinpop1705 18? or something? NFT Car! LOL FUCK, that snapped me out of my stupor. WTF man. We have these. They're called license plates.

@tycooperaow @RainWzrd @florinpop1705 ??. NFT Taxes - How the fuck does that even work? Why would you want non-fungible taxes. What is the government supposed to do with them? How do they use your Bored Ape jpg to finance the building of roads. Did you even READ this post?