Thread by @Theguy1894

Ok @SecrtPineapple, it’s a little hazy but here’s what I have been able to figure out so far...we all met up at the RustyPine for a few pints, more than a few to be honest. Popper, bein the ladies man, had all the strippers goin crazy...(like and retweet for more) #operationpine

https://twitter.com/theguy1894/status/1482019481295622152

So as I was saying, the strippers are all over @Sheriff_Popper. So he decides to show these girls how to make a real living...@GeneralDole_SPS @LawlessPines @Zilli0naire and the rest of us cheered him on as he brought the guns out...(like and retweet for more) #hungoverpines 🍻

@Sheriff_Popper’s milkshake brought all the apes to the yard, and he’s like “I’m better than yours”and these apes tried stealing his hard earned $’s...@BoredApeYC and the pines got into it a little so we had to “take it outside”! After dealing with that mess we decided to move on

We went to @Eminem’s house for a little “payback” on the @BoredApeYC,no one steals @Sheriff_Popper’s strippin $’s and gets away with it. @SecrtPineapple hooked up with a local to “deliver the package” @Zilli0naire had prepared for us after we left #thegrove. Then it got weird...

So not gonna lie,@Eminem was pissed after we left a flaming bag of sh@t on his porch, so @Theguy1894and @Zilli0naire had to go settle a score for him quickly. Hopefully this will smooth things over between @SecrtPineapple and @BoredApeYC. #hungoverpines 🍻...(like and retweet)

After that everything was cool, apes and pines sat together and smoked that sweet Pineapple Express and jammed some video games for a bit before moving on...it just kept getting weirder! After leaving M’s place we were so messed up...

After we left we were so messed up and we decided to hit the club for a little dancing...@SecrtPineapple gots the moves! @GeneralDole_SPS & @Sheriff_Popper can really shake it...I did my best to keep up! we should have called it a night cause then...

we woke up in the morning and @Theguy1894 had a warrant out for him, @Zilli0naire had already fled to the UK to chill with @SnoopDogg, we have no idea what happened to @LawlessPines, @Sheriff_Popper ended marrying the stripper he danced for and @GeneralDole_SPS rescued a baby...

@GeneralDole_SPS is currently on route to deliver the baby home safe, @Zilli0naire is currently hiding out with @SnoopDogg...@Sheriff_Popper filed for annulment and is currently helping @Theguy1894 find @LawlessPines and we have some hopes of finding him...THE END #hungoverpines