niko, it's been 10 years. everybody in "crypto" has been saying DYOR. and you're asking the the phenomenal-black-hacker-cum-man for a crash course at a café you co-own. and peter, hussein, et al., you let this happen? you need *my* help to sift through the rubble?

you've owned the @AgoraHouston since 200x

and you want me to get off "your" property? when that's the best you can come up with? "strong" massage hands, a sexual racist like jung, and sagging your pants like you're a thug?

you inarticulate sneezes
yes, peter. mothers are worried about their daughters

very curious that you have nothing to say in my defense after having patronized your place for more than 10 years

so much for respecting the Philosopher(s), right?
g-d, you are so ridiculously vibeless. hope your children don't find my free speech ffs
oh wow, why should i expect anything from you after you have expected tips from me or whatever? i don't know. europe doesn't do tips huh? pity you, coward
"it's (just) economics" "i'm (just) minding my business"

good one, @AvantGardenBar. i'll let howard hughes know you're (just) minding your business in his house ffs
@AvantGardenBar "we, the wise, betted against someone figuring this shit out in the explosive data stores and datalakes. they are the bad person for realizing our indistinguishability from the capitalist"
@AvantGardenBar "no, no. we run our business fairly. we (just) choose to abide any fuckery that happens on our patio, and forget it ever happens. we're kind here. please pay extra for our imported [redacted]. oh him? he's afraid of us. we wear adult baby clothes"
@AvantGardenBar i was trying to help you out. i sat outside and made myself available to you

do you know what they do to people who cannot adapt, and run a grift, in the plague years?

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16 Jan
metacomputational holo-phraser in the hypermedia-orientation 😈🚬
but hey also, is our work (just) creating? "work work work"?

or does the critique live with capital? abscond from the history of philosophy and the political distribution of the truthbearers of ownership as you may, come what may
i mean, just create and sell services without any concern for that over 90% of the web is inaccessible and almost none of the ~21 million devs and engineers are following Microservice Architecture (2016), nor acknowledging the importance of semantic css, semantic hashing

go off
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being wrong here? as @aubreydegrey might say,

that's a problem i'd like to have
ask Reason (exratione)

you wouldn't get it
hi guys, none of the D&B people like the idea of me calling you my brother 😃🚬
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lol this reminds me of niko, co-owner of the @AgoraHouston, walking about telling everybody about his battle with his "inner shadow self" after apparently he did some domestic [redacted] act against someone everyone knew about. did they warn me? no.
"we're a community here, phenomenal-black-hacker-cum-man. maybe you should find a different café, now that you've frequented here more than a decade, since these recent events prove to unmake this café hospitable to your disposition to social justice?"
oh, i'm an inherent danger to metapatriarchs

the question is whether i have the money worth spending on touching these cultural perverts 😈🚬
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it's not that black philosophers (i.e., black male studies) are not discussing the intersections of queer *and* black positionalities — we only have 80 black philosophers out of the 20,000 white philosophers; and how can we "surf" asemantic web?
"black male studies doesn't consider queer theory here in 2022"

how about this, it's plain as fucking day that you don't know anything *in* the name. you see "black *male* studies" and start grinning like a fox eating shit from a barb-wire fence

you think idealized conceptual nouns are you ally?
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like, lindsay, i'm pretty sure you could've just told me "i don't want to date anymore" rather than calling in your ex-boyfriend to show up at the foot of the bed in the weer hours to terrorize me, and then leave the city because "wow, he didn't take that joke well" or
the phenomenal-black-hacker-cum-man: *wakes up, in boxers*

oh hello whiteness, my old friend
remember when i was stalked into the bathroom at the @AgoraHouston and threatened to be stabbed if i didn't stop seeing a woman who was single too?
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i need to stop getting so worked up about my society being shit-filled with sexual racists and heteronormative environmentalistic metapatriarchs, then punching myself

it makes people think i'm no different from the sexual racists and heteronormative environmentalistic metapatria
all i have is a history of skitching and throwing myself at cars, and nearly killing myself, and posting articles and silliness in prose

but my city can do nothing but see me as a rapist black macho out to steal everybody's girl
oh right, i did some things that people apparently cannot forgive me for, which they have no questions about

as if that's new
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