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Jan 18, 2022 49 tweets 12 min read Read on X
for every 250 likes we’ll make long guy longer
alright, let us begin
im already starting to worry
kind of looks like he has two pairs of arms now lol
he can reach every shelf in your house
what's the weather like down there? 😏
starting to regret this
bonjour @fallguys_fr
decent view from up here
this is a bit too long now, getting silly
structurally sound, emotionally unstable 😩👌
Knock knock

Who’s there?

OH MY GO-
we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE?!?
we have left earth now

living the dream
hello nice to meet you
planet earth is blue
and there's nothing i can do
its cold here, pls stop 🥶
contemplating our comparative insignificance
we are but tiny specks of stardust within the void
we’ve transcended what we know, emptiness approaches
just shrank a little, who unliked?!?
good news, am growing again
darkness envelopes our being
existence is a construct
the neck is willing but the body is weak
wait.
we’re back.
are we back?
it feels different here.
something’s off.
up up up
i guess i’ll keep going
why is the floor weird?
reach for the sky
c̶̖̻̍ ̸̩̾̌͜l̵͕̂ ̶̳͉̐͑ȍ̷͈̦͗ ̶̆̍ͅụ̶̍ ̸̇̀͜d̵̟̣́ ̴̧͋͘s̴̹̍͆͜ ̵̺̜̐
you look different
I feel funny wh-
help
𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭
we are all connected
and together we are better
but like all good things, this too must end eventually
maybe the true necks were the friends we made along the way
thanks for being here
our photographer is close to resigning, we’re nearly at our limit
things are more beautiful in this reality
the end is nearing
good thing it's a slow news day today
thus begins our ultimate ascent into nothingness
the universe is a friendly place
but we must be leaving
i hope you had fun
because we sure did...
ᵍᵒᵒᵈᵇʸᵉ

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Surely that's worth a retweetus?
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For now...

BUCKLE UP

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Patch-notes in the thread 😗👌

More new levels will be coming soon - along with new features & costumes 👀
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