A masterpiece Joke in the current relevance, must read - ๐
A South Indian, a Punjabi, a Gujarati and a Hardcore @@@ Bengali were reluctant to take the Covid-19 vaccine.
The Doctor called them in one by one.
He told the South Indian , โYou must take your vaccine.โ
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The South Indian said โnoโ.
The Doctor said, โEvery cultured and civilized man takes the vaccine.โ
The South Indian took his vaccine.
Then the Punjabi came in.
The Doctor said, โHere is your vaccine.โ
Punjabi said No.
The Doctor said, โYour neighbors have all taken the
vaccine โ
So the Punjabi took the vaccine.
Then the Gujarati came in.
The Doctor said, โTake your vaccine.โ
Gujarati said โNoโ.
And the Doctor said: โitโs an order from Prime Minister Modi.โ
The Gujarati took his vaccine.
Finally the Bengali came in.
The Doctor said โtake your vaccine.โ
Bengali said, โNo.โ
The Doctor said, โEvery cultured and civilized man takes the vaccine.โ
The Bengali said, โGo away, I will never take the vaccine.โ
The Doctor then said,
โAll your neighbors have taken it.โ
The Bengali replied,โI donโt care.โ
The Doctor, now desperate, said,
โItโs an order from PM Modiโ.
The Bengali replied, โTotal Wastage of public money, I donโt care.โ
Finally the Doctor asked,
โWhich state are you from?โ
The Bengali said, I am from Kolkata
The Doctor said, Oh sorry, you are not entitled to have the vaccine
The Bengali said, โWhat? Who are U to tell me that I cannot have the vaccine? How dare U deny me my fundamental rights! Give me the vaccine or I will protest outside UR clinic
The doctor gladly gave him the vaccine and the Bengali proudly took it and said to his comrades, " I fought and got the vaccination!โ
*Our Incredible India...๐*
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Inspite of his higher education in Australia, he was unable to unite Hindus of UP, divided by earlier by Congres, then by his father or later by Mayavati as Thakurs, Yadavs, Kurmis, Baniyas, Brahmins etc to divide hindus n make vote banks was a golden method to capture power
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Easily with the support of minorities always posing as their protectors from combined lash of united hindus. This method worked till a Monk Yogi came with the slogan "Sab ke saath sab ka vikaas".
He unified the divided Hindus and took stern action against all goons and shut them in Jail and gave more power to Police. He never hesitated to put Hindus as BJP candidates from Muslim majority areas.
SHOLAY, 1975
Many of you have seen this film but for me its THE landmark film from Bollywood which is reverent even today. Letโs examine the characters and places. 1. LOCATION : Village Ramgarh, a hindu village with just 2 MusIims. Today it is represented as Secular Bharat.
2. THAKUR : a legendary senior citizen in village who want to protect the village from violent thug Gabbar. Today it is represents RSS who want to save Bharat and Hindus from Anti Nationals. RSS doesnโt have hands to do it so they brought in Jai and Viru.
3. GABBAR : a Dacoit who rule Ramgarh with its thug gang and loot the village whenever he wants. Today its Bharat looted by Scammers, Break India forces lead by a family and their army of thugs, the opposition.
1. Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)
"Hindus and Hindutva will one day rule the world, because this is a combination of knowledge and wisdom".
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2. Herbert Wells (1846-1946):
"Until the effectiveness of Hindutva is restored, how many generations will suffer atrocities n life will be cut off, then one day the entire world will be attracted to it, on that day there will be Dilshad n on that day the world will be inhabited
3. Albert Einstein (1879-1955):
"I understand that through his intelligence and awareness he did that which the Jews could not do. In Hinduism it is the power that can lead to peace."
HINDUS will extinct just like Romans, Greek, Baltic, Egyptian.
They got full Startegy n we got nothing not even an Eco System
Stalin in Tamilnadu
Jagan in Andhra
Vijayan in Kerala
Now Channi is in Punjab he is a hardcore missionary supporter which is why mama mia picked him
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Missionaries are smartly succeeding in converting Hindus using installed political leadership at the state level top. After reaching a critical mass they can easily do it at the national level also.
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This is what the โConstantine momentโ that @Iyervval was referring to in his video โExtinction of Hindusโ
Christians were actually pretty unsuccessful in the Roman Empire till they got one lucky masterstroke.
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Conversation between Aadhar, Apple and Samsung
Aadhar - I have Biometric information of people who possess me
Apple - I too have the same
Samsung - I too have what's new
Aadhar - But Why People Criticise me I only take it once from the people
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Apple-I take fingerprint n eye scan daily and Ppl love giving it n pay 50k to buy me
Aadhar- But they say Someone can stole these biometric from me. Don't they say to you?
Apple-F Off I actually save every information on IPhone backup Server But they love me because I am costly.
Indians love Costly death
Aadhar-They say I am not secured despite of the fact I am encrypted
Apple-Look Do you remember when FBI took data from us? It's not about encryption I gave all data to US Intelligence
Samsung-I too even My bros like Vivo,Mi do the same n Chinese take it
Time for india to fight war after war or else the hindus in india will simply perish if not vanish completly. Time to take corrective action by imposing twenty years of strict emergency.
People of Bharat awaikened to know ancient power of the country after over 500 years when Modi became PM working hard for the poor irrespective of caste and religion.
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Unfortunately other than 30 percent of Hindus and cent percent of other religions after taking advantage of progressive schemes, work against him deliberately through various political parties.
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