Time for another pulp countdown, and today it's my top 10 public relations campaigns! #SundayMotivation 
At no 10: nuclear power! It's for nuclear families after all.
At no 9: butter! Don't suffer from a lack of it.
At no 8: Cellophane! That's a wrap.
At no 7: toilet paper! Watch out for the splinters.
At no 6: coal! The ladies love it.
At no 5: amphetamines! Sleep is so overrated.
At no 4: meat! Now wash your hands.
At no 3: DDT! Look how happy that apple is.
At no 2: cigars! The scent of a woman.
And at no 1: sugar! It swings.
More pulp marketing another time. Remember there's no need to panic buy...
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