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Jan 26 4 tweets 1 min read
I sincerely love 99% of my clients, but at least once a week the other 1% are starting to make me want to give up my law license and everything I've worked to build and make a new life for myself at sea. I can't today. I hope you can.
pre-pandemic my judge of client character was whether they could respect the week I take in July during which I am unavailable for anything other than a genuine emergency. This month it is whether they understand what it means to operate severely understaffed due to COVID
as it has everywhere else, the virus finally made it to our office in waves after all our precautions. it feels like managing a busy diner on a Friday night with one person in the kitchen and one waiter. For three weeks. I am so tired. I can't sleep.
anyway, if I am beaten into a coma tomorrow at the hands of one of our dreaded 1% I guess please just take this tweet as confirmation that I wouldn't want him deported over it. naptime.

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Indiana is legalizing the harassment and financial ruin of people who correctly assess the moral character of Nazis and "similar political parties" in the course of teaching history in a public school because ______________
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For 2 yrs my band has met up weekly to jam out our COVID anxieties with a view to what we're scheduled for in 17 days: a paid gig in a prime time slot at a venue we love for an enthusiastic crowd. Hoping we'll actually get to do this more than I've hoped for anything in awhile.
Can 5 middle-aged fully boosted guys make it 2 weeks through this surge without even one positive among us? Will live music even be a thing by then? Will I ever be able to solo over Freddie King's "Goin' Down"? In a just world I would only be stressing over one of these things
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package deal conservatives leading by example once more with their package deal values
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