“They just told me I have cancer. It’s everywhere in my body. And you say you’re a kidney doctor? What the hell are you doing here?”
His voice is gruff, and as he looks at me, I feel the weight of his gaze.
For a moment I hesitate, then ask.
“Mind if I sit down?” 1/
“What do I care, you’re gonna be gone in ten seconds anyways. Nobody sticks around, tell that chickenshit doctor who hasn’t seen me in three days that I know he’s gonna bill me anyways.”
I don’t speak. Not now.
He continues, “Sit down, tell me how bad my kidneys are.” 2/
The harsh truth is that my day would be easier if I didn’t sit down.
If I just stood at his bedside and spoke fast, did a perfunctory physical exam, and moved on.
The system incentivizes me to see more people, faster. And the faster I’m done, the faster I can go home. 3/
They say your first overnight call shift is the worst.
It gets better from there.
Every day you’re learning a little more.
I’m headed into the hospital on a snowy evening. Supposed to be some sort of record storm tonight. Thick clouds rolling in all day.
Overcast skies. 1/
I’m going to be the night-float intern. It’s my first overnight shift.
My heart is racing with adrenaline. A semi-queasy feeling, laced with excitement.
I enter the house-staff lounge to get sign out from the day teams.
They give me updates and tasks.
Then say goodbye. 2/
I will never see them again.
I don’t know that yet.
The shift begins as the clock strikes 7PM. Together with my fellow interns and residents, I start heading to the floors to begin my night-float rounds.