It's Friday and I'm gonna make myself a nice dinner
maxing out my hunger meter so I can properly enjoy steak
OH BOY
Steak ASMR
Roll that beautiful beef footage
My little fancy boy dinner
I will also have a glass of Macallan 15 year
steak cooked rare with a crispy outside

It's AMAZING
I have now eaten too much

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