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TONIGHT on #FridayNightZillow
*CANADA DELUXE
*LA Vampire mansion (!?)
*CHEAP Victorians
*Funky mid-century modern
*Florida excess
*CHEAP lakehouse
*POCONOS retreat
...and much more. 1/ zillow.com/homedetails/10… ImageImageImageImage
FIRST on #FridayNightZillow, a West Vancouver modern megamansion. Hopefully the eye candy will put a smile on your face.
$14.88M Canadian. Heated driveway. Not quite sure how to describe this INSANE decor but it pops! zillow.com/homedetails/10… ImageImageImageImage
I guess when you are in Canada the thought of six fires burning is ... luxury? I can't tell if these are real fires or TV screens. #FridayNightZillow Image
I normally don't like white kitchens but I like this one. Interesting backsplash. But is the fridge a smidge too close to the oven? #FridayNightZillow Image
Pretty sweet basement. This is a party house. The theater is a little too distracting for my taste. #FridayNightZillow ImageImageImage
Sometimes the best room in the house is ... the staircase? #FridayNightZillow Image
I sure hope this pool is heated, because Canada. Meanwhile, "features include a private Gondola from the street entrance for guests" #FridayNightZillow Image
Next up, an LA estate that @thebestofzillow dubbed "The Real Vampires of Beverly Hills." It's truly insane and I love it. Worth clicking through yourself. Something cool on every pic. $15M. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/35… Image
I mean, yes, the blood red hot tub and pool are insane, but imagine the costume parties! #FridayNightZillow Image
The High Council of the Vampires would meet here. #FridayNightZillow Image
Sweet library. #FridayNightZillow Image
A lot going on here. #FridayNightZillow Image
Vampire sitting room. Bonus: If you spill your blood/wine, maybe it won't show? #FridayNightZillow Image
These bedrooms make me smile. Somebody had fun making this madness. #FridayNightZillow ImageImage
This bathroom is stunning. Apparently the vampires also want bidets and vomiting swan sinks. #FridayNightZillow Image
Sweet gothicky gourmet kitchen. #FridayNightZillow ImageImage
Next up: Interesting Midcentury Modern house on a wooded estate in ... Kentucky? An architect's house with a fun write-up. zillow.com/homedetails/6-… ImageImageImageImage
These Staten Island bathrooms are yours for ~$1.8M. Better than a cup of coffee for waking up those retinas. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/31… ImageImageImageImage
Next up: Cheap Victorians. #FridayNightZillow
The price of this Victorian🤯

*$150K* gets you an updated 3BR, 2BA Victorian on .3 acres with a 2-car garage and central air.

A lot of you could retire *right now* and move to Clarion, Iowa and enjoy coffee / croissant on your porch. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/31… ImageImageImageImage
You can get an even bigger 5BR Victorian in Canton, PA for just $195K!🔥 Presently used as a law office and looks like it's in good shape though you might need to figure out the A/C situation. 5BR, 2BA, >3K sf. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/23… ImageImageImageImage
Next up: Florida excess. $26.9M buys you a large beach house. Not my style but maybe it's yours. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/47… ImageImageImageImage
You can get a cool, updated Midcentury Modern house in Jacksonville for $850K. >4K sf. Indoor pool. Sort of a Brady Brunch feel. I love the updated kitchen and the lounge chairs. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/22… ImageImageImageImage
Somebody finally groks that you shouldn't have to crane your head up to see your TV. But I think they should have sprung for a $500 70" model on Black Friday instead of whatever this is. #FridayNightZillow Image
Indoor pool with ... escape hatch? Groovy. #FridayNightZillow. I'd upgrade the chairs to Polywood or similar. Image
One of the better church conversions I've seen. $829K so it's not cheap. Bright and cheery unlike most. Delightful bathtub. Florida on #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/58… ImageImageImageImage
Cute stone Tudor cottage in Oshkosh, Wisconsin with Lake Winnebago views and a 2-car garage for, checks notes, <$200K? (!!!) What am I missing? #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/13… ImageImageImageImage
$489K buys you a tasteful family retreat in the Poconos. I hope the coffee table conveys. Antler decor though is not my thing. Sadly, still no wine glass bathtub despite my nationwide search. Seems like you could Air B&B this easy. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/13… ImageImageImageImage
Another nice church conversion. Ontario. $1.289M Canadian. Sweet kitchen. Funky sink. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/37… ImageImageImageImage
If I'm going to spend close to $30M on a mansion, it better have views like this. Carmel, California. Dream home. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/15… ImageImageImage
The house itself is pretty nice. Dream kitchen, library. But really, it's the views. #FridayNightZillow ImageImageImageImage
Another awesome Midcentury Modern house with an updated kitchen, great windows, courtyard. quirks. Westerville, Ohio. $795K. Open house is tomorrow. I could totally live here. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/45… ImageImageImageImage
LOVELOVELOVE this design: "In 1970 Louis P. Benua created a design that allowed him to see his children without hearing them. Two parallel wings with walls of glass overlook a central courtyard garden, and are connected by a glass corridor." #FridayNightZillow Image
Did I mention there is a Rainbow Unicorn? #FridayNightZillow Image
One wing of the house has the bedrooms, the other the entertaining area. Just brilliant. Much better than forcing people to go up and down stairs all day. #FridayNightZillow
If you want to read more on the vampire home, it's owned by Kat Von D and has plenty of history. Was also featured in "Cheaper By the Dozen." I guess I'm now a Kat Von D fan? #FridayNightZillow Via People: people.com/home/kat-von-d…
Party Shower of the Week. In a $23.5M La Jolla, California dream mansion. Sort of a really, really upscale bus depot vibe. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/26… Image
Can you *imagine* cooking in this kitchen? 3X fridges, 2 sinks and a partridge and a pear tree. #FridayNightZillow Image
Does this bedroom have a surround sound system and a drop-down screen? #FridayNightZillow Image
You get a skate park and a climbing wall in your back yard. I wonder what insurance would run you? #FridayNightZillow ImageImageImage
These are sinks. #FridayNightZillow #SinkZillow Image
Romance! I hope you enjoyed this edition of #FridayNightZillow. Special thanks to my wife and sister-in-law for finding most of the homes tonight, and for readers who sent in vampire house, the Westerville house and more. Image

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