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Jan 31, 2022 42 tweets 13 min read Read on X
and their big single Image
when the band broke up it was tough for everyone Image
han took it especially tough Image
it was a real opportunity for lando, though Image
no one bought their ill-advised reunion, which was repackaged as "rebels" due to a legal dispute with the original drummer Image
speaking of the drummer, he was just fine, doing his own thing Image
han went back to his roots again Image
and leia made it absolutely clear that it wasn't happening again Image
lando's kept pumping out the hits--everyone wanted to work with him Image
and luke, still doing his thing Image
the label forced three of the original members back into yet another poorly received rebranded reunion; only lando was savvy enough to negotiate his way out of that contract.

you could tell none of them wanted to be there. Image
and the whole time, they're getting outsold by EDM

(electronic droid music) Image
seriously, these guys were like machines ImageImageImageImage
did threepio release a solo album? you bet he did. Image
artoo's solo release had to be censored in order to get on the shelves at retailers like walmart. still, it was considered scandalous in its day. ImageImage
"old ben" revolutionized folk music and brought it into the mainstream. you wouldn't think he'd be connected to the other artists in this thread, but he enjoyed such a resurgence that... ImageImage
...an unlikely collaboration was formed, with artoo laying down beats under kenobi's deathstick-raspy croon. Image
eventually, leia really locked down the adult contemporary charts. Image
threepio kept getting edgier and edgier in his music and image Image
knowing what had happened with artoo's censored release, threepio declared he didn't need walmart or any other retailed who wouldn't stock his must suggestive cover Image
threepio even got leia to collaborate on a single Image
when artoo&threepio finally called it quits, war broke out between humans and droids in eight systems over the album cover, which was later revealed to be a joke. the droid duo issued an apology for the confusion. Image
of course these major artists weren't the only musical stars in the galaxy. Image
there was something for everyone. Image
mon mothma wanted to make sure the sacrifices that brought light to the galaxy would never be forgotten. Image
while some just wanted to see the galaxy burn. Image
the title was ironic, as this was luke's most experimental outing yet, after his near-fatal womp rat bullseyeing accident. Image
you might not expect chewbacca, the original drummer for the rebel alliance, to be so successful with upbeat bubblegum pop, but are you going to argue with him about it? Image
probably leia's most personal release, artoo took the cover art as a personal insult upon its release, but it was just a misunderstanding on the part of the fiery droid. Image
meanwhile, luke was releasing some challenging music that achieved much critical acclaim but further alienated the fans from his old rebel alliance days. Image
by the time artoo learned that leia wasn't attacking him, he had already written, recorded, released and promoted a diss track.

he never apologized. Image
tatooine continued to prove a fertile ground for singer-songwriters--if they could get off world. Image
a huge budget was thrown at this complete flop of an album, opening the label up to bankruptcy and hostile takeover. Image
considered one of the great live albums of all time, "from the carkoon pit" was recorded after a marathon series of studio sessions that luke hosted with musicians old and new. the three weeks of writing and bickering culminated in the legendary skiff-top performance. Image
luke is widely known to have been heavily dependent upon spice during this period, but no one can deny that his "thin white count" character made for innovative music. Image
the raw emotionality of this album proved that for malakili, the answer to "am i my rancor's keeper?" was a resounding "yes." Image
the tonnika sisters used their musical career as a cover for their true calling as con artists Image
wuher's "unapologetic" anti-droid stance never failed to find an audience among the human population, who sang along with it unabashedly at nearly every podracing event in the less enlightened corners of the planet. Image
maz kanata was unable to release her albums under her own name due to a preexisting band calling themselves "maz," so she simply added an extra syllable for the takodana versions. ImageImage
the tusken raiders used their music to get an inspiring message of revolution and liberation out to the other peoples of tatooine. Image
salacious crumb broke new ground as the first kowakian monkey-lizard to hit platinum with the album critics jokingly referred to as his self-titled release Image

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Sep 5, 2022
Tolkien fundamentalists, like any fundamentalists, read into their text the world they themselves long for and then claim it is the only true reading and, indeed, a blueprint for the real world.
Fundamentalisms are reactions to a modernity in which a group perceives themselves to have lost power and authority. They retreat into an imagined mythic past that they assert is more legitimately real than the world around them.

With LotR, it's *literally* mythic, ironically.
With most Tolkien fundamentalists, it's pointless to quite Tolkien to them--they already "know" that Tolkien was talking about Italians when he mentioned brown skin, and they care not for your heretical interpretation.

In fact, it DOESN'T MATTER what Tolkien meant.
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Mar 19, 2022
I am hereby requesting that when you see something that seems too wild to be true and also confirms your priors, you stop and consider if your initial reading is correct, or if there's something else going on here.

recruit.apo.ucla.edu/JPF04991
On first glance, this looks like a job posting for free teaching labor. But is it?

The text is boilerplate, it doesn't specify what the teaching load is or any other responsibilities of the position, and it says twice that they won't pay you a dime.

So what's up?
It's probably a courtesy appointment for an outside-funded researcher so they can be on the books as an adviser and get grad students in their lab. UCLA likely has to post it even though they aren't doing an actual search.

IOW: likely not a request for uncompensated labor
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Mar 18, 2022
This can't be stressed enough--don't repeat Evangelicals' claims that they read the Bible "literally." They have an interpretation just like any other Christians do; they just describe that interpretation as the literal meaning and people tend to say ok, I guess so?
It's a neat trick that fools people into thinking that Evangelicalism is more authoritative than it actually is--"well, they're just reading what the Bible says, I guess they're more serious about it than Christians who put their own spin on it."

No. Just no.
It's why, in American journalism, "devout" is more often used to describe politically/culturally conservative Christians, or why reporters don't feel it necessary to specify what *kind* of Christian is behind the latest racist/sexist/etc law/policy/etc.
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Mar 14, 2022
Dickens had a sensitivity reader--her name was Eliza Davis, and she helped him understand (after the fact) that his portrayals of Jews were antisemitic. He even changed some text in later editions.

Dickens didn't think of himself as antisemitic until she showed him the problem.
The story of Eliza Davis, her corrections, and Dickens's acceptance and understanding:

jewishcurrents.org/charles-dicken…
Kneejerk reactions against sensitivity readers are mostly rooted in contempt at the idea that white authors, and especially white dudes, have anything to learn from anyone else.

And also in the cartoonish notion that a sensitivity read constitutes censorship rather than wisdom.
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Mar 12, 2022
Statler: "Say, Waldorf, why haven't you published anything lately?"

Waldorf: "I lost my typist years ago."

Statler: "Oh right, my condolences on your wife's death!"
Statler: "Have you read this tenure file yet?

Waldorf: "No, I can't find my reading glasses."

Statler: "I can help you look for them."

Waldorf: "No thanks, then I'd have to read it!"
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Jan 28, 2022
And for my next feat of mind-boggling prognostication, I will:
Good ol' JP here is so bad at the basics of science that he can't conceive of the differences in scale and applicable forces of a stock and the climate.

I can't predict where one water molecule will go if I toss a glass of water in his face, but I can predict that he'll get wet.
big "hurrr hurrr, the weatherman can't even tell me when it's gonna rain" energy
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