Bishop Noel Jones to Finally Marry 20-year Partner Loretta Jones faithfullymagazine.com/bishop-noel-jo…
The man is 72… he had to be sure
20 years… my god in Zion
I know he full of hell
Keeping someone in your orbit for 20 years is some nasty work
Two Christmases… three if your kin funny looking
That’s all you got… I’m not finna be laying up with you, swapping mouth juice, calling you bishop in my home for twenty years
If you can deal with me for one pandemic… throw it in the bag and let’s go
20 years of rubbing in the tiger balm… beloved
20 Easters??? We going to the courthouse
Wait beloved…
What was you out here doing???? 
You 70… what freedom you lost? You qualify for discounted movies… and early entry to Walmart on Wednesdays
Let me tell you something if any person describes the warmth of your embrace as a straight jacket… don’t marry them
Stop sharing your person pie with them…
They ain’t never gonna love you more than they love themselves
My freedom includes
Comic book Wednesday
Smoked meats
Columbia outerwear
The sultry stylings of millie Jackson
An obnoxious fragrance budget
And eating arbys
Comic book Wednesday
Smoked meats
Columbia outerwear
The sultry stylings of millie Jackson
An obnoxious fragrance budget
And eating arbys
You can do all of that with me
I mean i measured the bae ears while they were sleep so i could get them fitted for elf ears… Join me in this life
Why does love feel like restriction to you? Who taught you that language?
You don’t have to get married… if love is not an open door that brings us to our best selves be single.
Now love is labor I’ll say that… but that labor will bring forth a harvest
Don’t say that kind of thing about a woman that’s given you her best when you paid her dust for 2 decades and 4 presidents
She deserves your honor
• • •
Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to
force a refresh
