A BENGALS THREAD: Evolving into a Burrow-style Bengals fan:
The Bengals had just lost two home games in a row, falling to 7-6 and behind their rivals in the AFC North.
The team was heading to Denver, where we always lose
The once great season looked to be coming to an end
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And then something happened.
It was the 3rd quarter. We weren’t playing well and Denver was hanging around.
Bengals fans like me had seen this all before. Filled with dread about the inevitable end
But then, texting with my brother @dougpepper , I did something crazy…
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Somewhat tongue in cheek, against all that I was actually feeling at the time and 30 years of fan experience, I texted three words: “We got this.”
Doug responded in exactly the way I would’ve if he had sent the same message.
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I knew he was right. But I decided to run with it.
So I doubled down with this:
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Not only was I predicting a win, when a season-killing loss was looming, but I now was going a step further.
First place!
Doug, of course, was uncomfortable with this newfound approach to watching games.
It was all so foreign.
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His fear only spurred me to up my confidence in the inevitable win:
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Yes, with our theoretic victory in hand (although it wasn’t at the time), I wanted to watch our rival Ravens lose so we’d get into first place.
Fear left Doug—this new level of fan boldness inspired amusement. Laughter!
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But I didn’t let that stop me.
I was on a roll. And it felt empowering.
Back came more optimism. And for the first time, some self-awareness of an evolution taking place. Then even more confidence. Trash talk, even
I declared “ballgame” long before the outcome was clear.
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But I turned out to be right.
And yes, I then enjoyed watching the Ravens lose in disastrous fashion.
But Bengals fans will also remember that at the end of that game, Mixon looked to be badly hurt.
Of course, that sour point was the focus of Doug’s next message.
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A very Bengals fan instinct. Doom dead ahead.
But no, I was not going to let that worry change my new attitude.
I did an instant medical analysis from my couch and declared all to be fine.
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It was clear I was making progress, because in his next text, brother Doug mentioned two words Bengals fans never utter unless reliving painful memories (Ie. Billups, Krumrie, Wilson, Montana-Taylor): “Super Bowl”
Still, it was laced in pessimism about the injury.
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Again, I pushed back. All would be good.
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And lo and behold, Mixon did come back.
With the win, we climbed to 8-6 and first place. And never looked back.
The rest is history.
And it all started with that Denver road win.
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Now I’m not saying my new attitude is what changed the trajectory of the season.
If others, on reading this thread, want to give me credit, that’s fine with me. 😎
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But what I will say is my decision to approach Bengals games as a fan w the same confidence that Burrow and the team have approached the games themselves has made the ride SO much more enjoyable
I can’t recommend it highly enough.
It’s a new team. A new era.
Burrow time!
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So in the next 10 days, when people yell “Who Dey?” and I respond with “Nobody!”, know that I absolutely mean it.
You do the same.
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It looks like Vivek has taken over the Ohio GOP in his run for Governor.
On the one hand, his candidacy is a risk to Ohio’s future, as he makes one reckless proposal after the next—doubling down on policies already
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sending our state in the wrong direction.
On the other hand, his candidacy presents Ohio with a huge opportunity…to toss off that failed direction and finally start lifting Ohio and its citizens again.
To do this, Ohio Dems will have to get it just right.
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The Trump Administration launched another salvo in its Orban-style attack on Harvard University.
But it isn’t so much that they did so, but the way they did it, that’s striking.
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Take a moment and read the letter (ostensibly) from Secretary of Education Linda McMahon.
Although it appears on her formal letterhead, it feel like it’s written by an angry eighth grader (with apologies to eighth graders). Or maybe it was Trump himself.
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Unhinged, petty, angry and in places nonsensical.
Here’s one sentence: “This is like hiring the captain of the Titanic to teach navigation to future captains of the sea.”!?!
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There is a Death Star hovering over American elections and democracy at the moment
A threat as great as any suppression tactic we’ve seen in a long time
But one well know in the annals of our history—
WATCH & RT
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and at our nation’s darkest moments.
Right now, most see it largely as the so-called SAVE Act, along with the president’s outrageous executive order that one federal court has already ruled to be illegal.
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But because of that court decision, and the the belief that a filibuster may stop the SAVE Act for the time being, people have some hope that these actions may not take effect.
There are so many terrible cuts, it’s hard to rank which are the worst.
But @clevelanddotcom & @sabrinaeaton highlighted one of the most senseless.
Americorps.
I’ve met some of the finest public servants America has to offer thanks to Americorps.
Such a great way
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…to lift communities, while inspiring young people to commit themselves to public service.
All being cut. For no good reason.
Here’s how this impacts Ohio alone, and cuts off the path of those public servants in the making:
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“In Ohio last year, AmeriCorps invested more than $32.5 million in federal funding in community solutions at more than 1,000 locations across the state, including schools, food banks, homeless shelters…”
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Here’s a joke for you: “After a speech, Brezhnev confronts his speechwriter. "I asked for a 15-minute speech, but the one you gave me lasted 45 minutes!" The speechwriter replies: "I gave you three copies..."
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I worked in Russia (St. Petersburg) shortly after the end of the Cold War. Made friends while I was there.
I often asked what things were like in the Soviet era….what they were really like.
Here’s another joke:
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“At the 1980 Summer Olympics, Brezhnev begins his speech: "O!"-applause. "O!"-more applause. "O!"-yet more applause. "O!"-an ovation. "O!!!"-a standing ovation from the whole audience. An aide comes running to the podium and whispers,
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Boy, was American democracy on display last night in JD Vance’s hometown—Middletown, Ohio.
Patriotism at its best.
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But even though he was invited in numerous ways—including certified mail, so we know he got the invite—Warren Davidson, the House member for the community and the (highly gerrymandered) Eighth Congressional district, didn’t show up.
He missed out.
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We even left a chair for him, but it sat empty for two hours.
But that didn’t stop hundreds from coming from multiple counties….and we had a town hall anyway!