A BENGALS THREAD: Evolving into a Burrow-style Bengals fan:
The Bengals had just lost two home games in a row, falling to 7-6 and behind their rivals in the AFC North.
The team was heading to Denver, where we always lose
The once great season looked to be coming to an end
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And then something happened.
It was the 3rd quarter. We weren’t playing well and Denver was hanging around.
Bengals fans like me had seen this all before. Filled with dread about the inevitable end
But then, texting with my brother @dougpepper , I did something crazy…
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Somewhat tongue in cheek, against all that I was actually feeling at the time and 30 years of fan experience, I texted three words: “We got this.”
Doug responded in exactly the way I would’ve if he had sent the same message.
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I knew he was right. But I decided to run with it.
So I doubled down with this:
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Not only was I predicting a win, when a season-killing loss was looming, but I now was going a step further.
First place!
Doug, of course, was uncomfortable with this newfound approach to watching games.
It was all so foreign.
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His fear only spurred me to up my confidence in the inevitable win:
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Yes, with our theoretic victory in hand (although it wasn’t at the time), I wanted to watch our rival Ravens lose so we’d get into first place.
Fear left Doug—this new level of fan boldness inspired amusement. Laughter!
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But I didn’t let that stop me.
I was on a roll. And it felt empowering.
Back came more optimism. And for the first time, some self-awareness of an evolution taking place. Then even more confidence. Trash talk, even
I declared “ballgame” long before the outcome was clear.
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But I turned out to be right.
And yes, I then enjoyed watching the Ravens lose in disastrous fashion.
But Bengals fans will also remember that at the end of that game, Mixon looked to be badly hurt.
Of course, that sour point was the focus of Doug’s next message.
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A very Bengals fan instinct. Doom dead ahead.
But no, I was not going to let that worry change my new attitude.
I did an instant medical analysis from my couch and declared all to be fine.
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It was clear I was making progress, because in his next text, brother Doug mentioned two words Bengals fans never utter unless reliving painful memories (Ie. Billups, Krumrie, Wilson, Montana-Taylor): “Super Bowl”
Still, it was laced in pessimism about the injury.
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Again, I pushed back. All would be good.
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And lo and behold, Mixon did come back.
With the win, we climbed to 8-6 and first place. And never looked back.
The rest is history.
And it all started with that Denver road win.
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Now I’m not saying my new attitude is what changed the trajectory of the season.
If others, on reading this thread, want to give me credit, that’s fine with me. 😎
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But what I will say is my decision to approach Bengals games as a fan w the same confidence that Burrow and the team have approached the games themselves has made the ride SO much more enjoyable
I can’t recommend it highly enough.
It’s a new team. A new era.
Burrow time!
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So in the next 10 days, when people yell “Who Dey?” and I respond with “Nobody!”, know that I absolutely mean it.
You do the same.
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How a bill in the House (the “SAVE” Act) Kneecaps Democracy
A video and 🧵
“How bad can it be?” you ask.
Truly terrible.
WATCH to understand, read the thread for receipts, and RT so people know. Then take action. ☎️
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History demonstrates that the scale and process of registering voters directly determines the health of our democracy.
When Jim Crow laws made registration impossible for Black voters, there was no democracy.
When the VRA reversed that, a pro-democracy revolution followed.
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So why do I bring this all up now?
Because Republicans know this history as well as I do. They know that registration of a far greater number (and greater diversity) of the American population served as the gateway to everything else.
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Elon Musk, a billionaire whose role remains unclear atop the federal government (except that he spent $200M-plus to secure that role) sent an email to millions of federal workers
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In a tweet hours before that email went out, Musk previewed it was coming, then said “[F]ailure to respond will be taken as a resignation.”
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Overall, the email is causing chaos across the federal workforce.
One common theme was that, before Musk’s tweet, none of these departments or agencies was given any advance notice that their own
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Some of the paramount positions in the federal government have long been independent and above presidential politics, with leaders remaining in place even as presidents change.
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One such position has been the FBI director. Thursday, in violation of that tradition, the Senate confirmed Kash Patel as Trump’s hand-picked director.
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A second such position is the Chair of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Like clockwork, giving no reason, Trump today fired Joint Chiefs Chairman CQ Brown, a 4-star general and 41-year Air Force veteran from the post…
In his shameful speech in Europe, Vance mocked Europe by saying: “if American democracy can survive 10 years of Greta Thunberg’s scolding you guys can survive a few months of Elon Musk.”
Think about this disinformation for a second.
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America recently learned that mere “months” of Musk can mean hundreds of millions of dollars flooding the zone.
That spending has essentially made Musk our co-president, at least.
And no Republicans will dare speak up because they are worried he will primary them.
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And now that he IS co-president, we are seeing what deep damage Musk can do to government itself within only “months.”
If Musk can have that dramatic an impact on the US, just imagine what he could do to a smaller country.
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As part of its continued piracy of Americans’ private data, DOGE’s next target is the IRS. DOGE employees—whoever the hell they are—sought access to the IRS’s Integrated Data Retrieval System,
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which houses the data of millions of Americans. The Washington Post reported that IRS officials are considering a memorandum of understanding that would allow access to some systems.
To make matters worse, reports are…
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emerging that DOGE’s own systems are poorly constructed and easily subject to hacking: “Cybersecurity specialists reviewing the website noted that it appeared hastily constructed, containing multiple vulnerabilities, coding errors, and exposed details in its source code.”
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We’ve had a wide variety of presidents. We can debate their records and their legacies and their integrity.
 But whatever party, whatever era, and however successful, these presidents have largely been consistent
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on one matter (in words, if not always in action).
And that is their professed belief in and adherence to the rule of law, and the Constitution. Here’s a sampling of what U.S. Presidents have said about the rule of law and the Constitution since our Founding:
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George Washington: “The Constitution is the guide which I never will abandon.”
John Adams: "We are a government of laws, and not of men."
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